Our friend just passed away. We thought you might be able to cheer us up, we know who you are and you’re an incredible human and you’ve been through a lot and you’re an incredible actor. We’re all DEA agents, and we think you should smoke as much pot as you want to. And we love you.
by Matt Hickey on November 8, 2007

delldude1_1.jpgI’m sorry for the long headline, people, but that’s what a group of women said to the “dude, you’re getting a Dell” guy, who now pours shots of tequila at Tortilla Flats in New York. You might remember that the Dell Dude, aka Ben Curtis, got busted for smoking the weed, and Dell dropped him like a bad habit. We thought he’d bounce back, but aside from a couple guest shots on Law & Order, it’s been back to reality for Ben.

So go get a shot if you’re in the city, and tell him Matt from CrunchGear sent you. Oh, and ladies, he’s single. Dude, you’re getting some action.

Dell Dude Now Tequila Dude at Tortilla Flats
[NYMag]

Comments

uh, um, (uncomfortable silence). yeah.

 

Tortilla Flats rocks. Next time I go in I’ll be sure to laugh in his face.

 
 

Umm, I think the Dell dude is gay. So probably not interested in the ladies.

I know this because he’s from Chattanooga, and a friend of mine who used to live in Chattanooga said so. So take this hearsay as fact.

 
It's posts like this... - November 8th, 2007 at 11:47 pm PST

…. that made me try to vote for Crunchgear for the Best Technology Blog in The 2007 Web Log Awards… but they weren’t on the ballot… so I voted for GoodCleanTech (neveroidofem) instead….

 

@ It’s posts…: Travesty, right? GearLog? WTF? At least we’re funny.

 

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