CrunchDeals: Helio Ocean now $99, so is unlimited everything
by Peter Ha on November 12, 2007

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I love my Ocean. Matt lives and dies by the Ocean. It’s a great phone and does everything one needs. Well, not everything. It doesn’t get Matt laid or anything, but I think you know where I’m going. Maybe you’re already with Helio and you want some friends to migrate over because you’re a greedy bastard and want the free months of service. I wouldn’t blame you. Their plans are cheap and Sprint has great coverage (from my experience) so what more could you ask for? The newly refreshed Ocean’s are a mere $99 and unlimited minutes and data is currently $99. That’s cheap. Way cheap and you know it. It makes for a perfect gift for the holidays, parental units. Your kids will love you for it and they’ll certainly use it more than they will that ugly sweater you have hidden in the closet, which they’ve already found.

Helio Refreshed [via Heliocity]

Comments

Dude, it totally gets me laid. Duh. What’s wrong with you?

 

It’s true. I’ve seen the pictures. *scarred*

 

Oh wait. It doesn’t get me laid. :(

 

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