Staggering Genius: The Beer Pager
- November 26th, 2007
- 2 Comments
Where was this gadget when I was in the blur I sometimes confusingly refer to as my 20s? This thing is amazing, and I need to get one.
It’s a beer cozy with a built-in beeper. Can’t remember where your beer is? Use the included remote to page it, it responds with a burping noise, so you can locate your can like a bat locates prey, only maybe you’ll have a shirt on. Maybe.
For $20, this is a lifesaver. If you can keep track of just five half-racks of PBRs, it’s paid for itself. Look for it in the stockings of future AA member this Xmas.
Remote control beer pager [Lighter Side, via Shiny Shiny]
Mr. Jonny Pantz (Who am I?)
9 months ago
I’m guessing if you’re drunk enough to forget where you put your beer, you’re also going to be drunk enough to lose the remote.
Matt Hickey (Who am I?)
9 months ago
@ Jonny Pants: It has a belt clip!