Johnny Rotten hates Guitar Hero 3 because it teaches you how “not to be a rock star.” But Hickey, who certainly knows more about music than I do, tells me Rotten hates everything, so this is just par for the course for him. Rotten, however, has no problem taking Activision’s money for appearing at this launch event, where he pontificates on all sorts of things, from why he hates rainbows to why he hates alternative comedy. (No one really likes alternative comedy, though, so that’s forgivable.) It’s all terribly engrossing.

Johnny Rotten – ignores Guitar Hero III, attacks journalists [Official Xbox Magazine via Xbox-Scene]