Comments on: What’s Worse: Windows Vista or Paris Hilton?

By: Larry

Larry — Sun, 09 Dec 2007 11:00:35 +0000

Windows Vista has uses and doesn’t cost millions a day – at least for a home user. You get more viruses with Vista though Paris comes in a close second. Vista requires a microprocessor of some type while Paris doesn’t. Vista requires a minimum amount of memory while Paris doesn’t. Both steal ideas from other entities and tout them as their own. Vista can get slow and even lock up. Paris is slow and gets locked up. Vista uses a hard drive while Paris is the recipient of a hard drive. You can reboot Vista if you have a problem. Paris needs to be rebooted but you can’t without going to jail after you reboot her. Vista is compatible with hundreds of software titles. Paris isn’t compatible with anything. Vista can run virtual machines. Paris runs a virtual reality. Vista uses/requires drivers. Paris is a drunk driver. Bottom line: Vista gets my vote. I’ll wait until Paris Hilton version 2.0 comes out.

By: Dan

Dan — Sun, 02 Dec 2007 10:05:15 +0000

I don’t think vista is really as bad as most make it out to be, I was more of a giant disappointment. In fact, I was so disappointed by vista’s lack of innovation (besides the start menu search, damn i liked that) I have made the switch to Linux.

I also have to admit that I have taken some “enjoyment” from the Paris videos from time to time. I think it has to do with seeing someone with so much celebrity in such a position no matter how annoying that person may be.

To choose which is worse is difficult. Though if I have to choose, and I do, I would have to go for Paris. Vista is bloated waste of space but Paris is a dead horse.

By: Nelson

Nelson — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 04:41:09 +0000

I think thing the guy that wrote this article is the suckest, who the heck writes a Windows vista and Paris Hilton comparison. get a job at Perezhilton.com to write stuff about Britney spears and Paris Hilton, but writing senseless shit like this just to attract search engine traffic with celebrity names is bullshit.

By: humberto

humberto — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 01:47:04 +0000

eeehh!!…i think it’s clear! they are both even! BOTH SUX!!!

By: dwalk51

dwalk51 — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 22:09:42 +0000

Well, in the good ol’ man vs. machine battle, i think Paris wins this one by having tits. Yup. Vista is just painful to use, and Paris has tits.
I say Paris wins.

By: Aaron

Aaron — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 17:36:12 +0000

Paris Hilton is by far the worst of the two. I work in IT, and I’ve been using Vista on my primary work computer for six months. I really don’t care about how “pretty” it is, but it has crashed as rarely for me as Windows XP did. That said, Paris and User Account Control are too similar not to mention: They both waste my time trying to get me to pay attention to them. Too bad you can’t turn off Paris the way you can turn off UAC.

By: Joe

Joe — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 16:52:04 +0000

Oh Paris by a long shot, I think OSX Leopard would also qualify for over hyped and uderwelming release of the year.

By: GW

GW — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 16:19:21 +0000

Vista all the way.

By: Marc

Marc — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 15:43:59 +0000

To be honest. I don’t have a problem with either one. People seem to forget that XP had quite a few issues before SP2. So just XP time. But I’m not denying it’s not a memory hog.

Paris hilton is doing what we’d all be doing in her shoes! Shes living off her familys wealth and you can’t blame her for that. She actualy makes quite a bit of money now on her own. I don’t think shes a terrible person. Shit just happens to her and it gets blown out of proportion. Shes actualy really nice to her fans. but shes also dumber than a three year old retarded kid hooked on phonics.

So my vote is neither. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it.

By: A

Fri, 30 Nov 2007 13:21:29 +0000

Both suck… but I would say that since I installed Vista it’s much more a pain in the ass than seeing the other moron in newspapers every day.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 13:21:13 +0000

Both suck… but I would say that since I installed Vista it’s much more a pain in the ass than seeing the other moron in newspapers every day.

By: colin

colin — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 06:14:46 +0000

HIV or Spyware…..hmmm….at least I can use NOD32 on vista…not so much with Paris…

Lets also point out that Vista is getting a SP upgrade. while Paris, remains a dirty slut.

By: Chuck

Chuck — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 06:10:36 +0000

I saw the Paris home movie and although there was some world class sucking going on, I think Vista sucks more

By: Allen

Allen — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 05:06:17 +0000

The line i am jotting down applys to both of them though it has been taken in context of vista…

But then u can not do anythg abt her..

The way the Microsoft has taken vista and they are approaching the market with latest releases all round the corner it is just a fuss that Vista will go absolute. And as Vista has been designed with Windows 2008 Server as a dedicated client there is no question on some thing that vista is going absolute though it has been criticised for what ever reasons.

So the best thing on end user part is to accept it and addept it.

for some of the vista tips and tweaks u can go through.. http://windowsoperatingsystem.wordpress.com

By: Manly Geek

Manly Geek — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 03:58:00 +0000

So why pick between them. The ultimate nightmare would be Vista Ultimate with a Paris Hilton themed dreamscape (nightmarescape?). That’s the horror I vote for. Two gross tastes that taste even worse together!!

By: BMz

BMz — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 03:38:33 +0000

Both’ll be outdated and left in the dust in about three years anyway.

By: BMz

BMz — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 03:34:58 +0000

I think Hilton is worse. At Least I can depend on Vista NOT to steal and max out my VISA

By: Yannick Desjardins

Yannick Desjardins — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 03:06:34 +0000

I would be more worried about viruses with Paris.

By: Gary Gray

Gary Gray — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 03:03:15 +0000

As a married guy with a Mac I don’t have either Paris or Vista in my life, but given the choice of the two, I’d rather spend a weekend with Paris than a weeking using Vista.

Thus, Vista has to suck more.

Enjoy……………G

By: Mr_E

Mr_E — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 02:41:11 +0000

Well, I kicked Vista off my PC because it sucked and while annoying, I would NOT kick Paris out for sucking. I’m just saying…

Therefore – Vista FTW.. or is that FTL.. hmmmm..