Ok, so beyond poisoning us with lead-filled children’s toys, China is getting ready to blow our GPS satellites out of space. China is claiming that space above its country is its property, and is prepared to say “stay off my lawn” with star wars toys it’s currently developing.
The only way that we, as the last remaining superpower, can respond is with bad-ass X-Wing-style fighter rockets and a Top Gun-like training base where we sit in cockpits going “pew! pew!” at each other.
Ok, maybe not, but China is just nuts, aren’t they? Now let’s everybody panic.
Report: China targeting all ‘enemy space vehicles’ including GPS satellites [World Tribune]
This is pretty crazy. I think I’m going to watch ‘The Last Starfighter’ a dozen or so times and get ready to sign up for the space corp.
Don’t forget they tried to kill our dogs with poisoned dog food too.
They really know how to get to us, dogs, kids, and our GPS satellites.
Oh Jeez, did i forgot to send you the memo? The one that said “READ THE NEWS”! Not because of this subject in particular… You see, as it turned out, it was the US companies and not “China” who screwed up with their paints.
Also… yup, you got it. You should know it by know because 90% of the toys the US consumes are MADE IN CHINA.
Yes, China does manufacture crappy cars, and toys and knock offs… but they also manufacture those things that work well too. (Let’s see you surviving a whole day without using any CHINA MADE products).