I’m not much of a figurine collector for the simple fact that I’m transported back in time to when I was six years old. This is where all the trouble begins because I ruined my brother’s pristine collection of original Star Wars action figures. He had everything and my dumbass went and scattered them across the house or buried them in the backyard. I should be tarred and feathered for such indiscretions, but I was a kid and didn’t know any better. Hopefully my brother doesn’t read this because he’ll want to kick my ass, again.

Anyhoo, Todd McFarlane is releasing an active camouflage Spartan that features grenades, an assault rifle and 18 points of articulation. Totally kickass, right? The Pre-prder is going on now and lasts until December 12 where it will cease and desist at Noon, PST. The figurines won’t be shipping until May of 2008, though. Do it now. Quick. Believe. Finish the Fight.

Spawn