I-Doser: How does this thing work? I want to float!
by Nicholas Deleon on December 4, 2007

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On What.cd? yesterday, a freeleech torrent was uploaded containing a bunch of I-Doser FLACs. Now, call me ignorant or whatever, but how do I get these things to work reliably? I tried following the directions as best as I could—turn the lights out, relax, have a good pair of headphones, etc.—but I simply couldn’t get anything to happen. I tried the Lucid Dream and Hand of God (in honor of Diego Maradona, of course) and the only thing that “happened” is I got angry at myself for thinking anything would happen.

For the unfamiliar, I-Doser is a program (nothing more than a set of sound files) that use something called binaural sound waves to “trick” your brain into thinking it’s in an altered state like drunk, on DMT, high, etc. It’s harmless.

So if anyone knows how to make these things “work,” whatever that ends up meaning, please let me know.

I-Doser

Comments

 

The instructions I received stated that one should be really drunk when loading these up. They work much better that way. :)

 

Or… maybe you should have started in a normal “normal” state rather than the your normal altered state.

 

It’s obviously working for the people in the photos on the I-Dozer website. They all look like they’re orgasming - except for the asian dude. He looks really pissed off.

(hint: there’s a random photo of someone enjoying the I-Dozer when you load the site)

 

it must be used with stereo headphones and you must be in a quiet, even dark place for this to take effect. also, file type matters!. i don’t know what your using but that torrent was obviously not the correct file type. do a little research. its not that hard.

 

AH! you aren’t supposed to be drunk or listen to it with speakers. just sit down and put the headphones on and just listen and make sure you arn’t disturbed and you are comfortable and then just do what you feel like doing.

 

I got some of them working and some of them not, see one if your think it wont work it wont work, second it only has a 70% chance of working every time you use it, so keep trying , and try to count back from 1000 that help me expiriance hand of god(FUCKING CRAZY)

 

You have to fall asleep for some of them.. like lucid dream & hand of god. If you start falling asleep they work.. out of body really freaked me out and by the end of Quick Happy I actually started laughing at nothing, but Quick Happy didn’t work that well on one of my friends, he just felt relaxed.

 

i do that every now and then. you just lay down, put on good headphones (i have kickass Ibanez ones lol) and close your eyes and relax. almost like your going to sleep but the noise should keep you somewhat awake

 

I’m using iDoser right now. It definitely does work. The stereo headphones thing is a must. Many of them do require you to be relaxed, in the dark, laying down…no distractions. Another main thing is you can’t just listen to an .mp3 version..it has to be the full thing. You lose out on important tones and sounds when it’s re-recorded or converted. Try Divinorum, and do it properly. You’ll see :)

 

hey so i got some of them from a friend but how do i no it is the complete file because it doesnt work for me

 

I have all I-doser and all the doses. So far I’ve used Nitrous, French Roast, and Marijuana. It seemed a little crazy to think it actually works but to my surprise, I was feeling the effects pretty well :) Coffee woke me up, weed got me high, and so did the nitrous. Pretty fun I do recommend it

 

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