iTunes Canada to get TV shows

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by John Biggs on December 11, 2007

Hey, [insert Canadian slur here], now you can download [funny Canadian show title], [funny Canadian show title], [funny Brazilian show title], and Grey’s Anatomy right to your [Canadian slang for penis] or laptop. You can watch NHL games, some CBC content, and [funny situation involving Canadian wildlife and a Canadian film star's mother or girlfriend] on a steppe outside of [funny sounding Canadian name]. Don’t forget you are far superior to Americans in every way and we love you for you being you.

TV to make its debut on iTunes Canada this week [Ars]

[Unofficial Canadian Representative] - December 11th, 2007 at 1:12 pm GMT+5

Thanks [Generic American Salutation],

Your use of the Canadian Language not withstanding.

[Enter Obligatory Canadian Apology for everything]

Sincerely, Canada (but not Quebec [Canadian Joke])

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Omar - December 11th, 2007 at 1:41 pm GMT+5

Us Canucks are a bastion of culture that Americans steal, pillage, and buy from to maintain the aura of diversity. Celine Dion, Brian Adams, Jim Carrey… need I go on? Now we’ll watch our Kids in the Hall and we’ll enjoy it damnit!

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Canadian Inserts... - December 11th, 2007 at 7:45 pm GMT+5

Hey, [hoser], now you can download [SCTV], [Trailer Park Boys], [The Beachcombers], [Domingo Legal], and Grey’s Anatomy (WTF’s that?) right to your [goalie] or laptop. You can watch NHL games, some CBC content, and [Belinda Stronach shagging a moose] on a steppe outside of [Tim Horton's while slugging down a double-double]. Don’t forget you are far superior to Americans in every way and we love you for you being you. (cheap generic drug prescriptions for any of you septics?)

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