Remember a few days ago we brought you news of the small town in Florida that was affixing GPS units to members of its nativity scene because people kept stealing Baby Jesus? As it turns out, someone did steal Baby Jesus, and the cops got her. Moral of the story: Read CrunchGear more often, Danielle Santino of Wellington, FL. Read CrunchGear more often.
GPS Used To Recover Stolen Baby Jesus [Local 6]
Hahaha, nice! Grand theft. I hope she gets put away for this one. If not, there’s always eternal damnation.
LOL Even jesus uses lojack.