I was going to somehow write up this post without being a smartass, and then I realized the jokes are way, way to easy and I’d just point out the obvious irony and let you, the reader, make the jokes in the comments.

Microsoft has patented a bio-feedback system that monitors computer users and can detect when the software they’re using has made them frustrated.

Wait, what!? Now, friends, let the jokes begin!

Microsoft patents frustration-detecting help system [Ars]