Contest: The saddest CES meatball/hush puppy in the world
- January 7th, 2008
- 67 Comments
Doug and I spotted this forlorn hush puppy/meatball in the CES press room and thought it was the best thing we had seen all day. Granted, we haven’t been drinking and our Danny Gans tickets aren’t until Wednesday. Special bonus: tell us what we should name this thing in comments and one lucky commenter will win a Samsung MP3 player.




The Red Monkey (Who am I?)
10 months ago
You should name him Lefty!
Anonymous
10 months ago
I still say lefty! The left one is always the trouble maker.
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Kevin (Who am I?)
10 months ago
How about furball?
bayeb (Who am I?)
10 months ago
“Poopeela” the little guy that fell out of those 2 girls cup !
Adam (Who am I?)
10 months ago
With a deep Eastend London accent, “Lucky”.
runningman (Who am I?)
10 months ago
Not sure what to call him, but he belongs in the LG booth with his relatives - hey, that’s an idea!
Devin Coldewey (Who am I?)
10 months ago
Cheney
electro^plankton (Who am I?)
10 months ago
I’m dense. I don’t get it.
v6sonoma (Who am I?)
10 months ago
clearly his name should be “Meat Wad Jr.” I think Master Shake might have pushed him off the table.
Mark (Who am I?)
10 months ago
Hush McGee
HappyStretchedThin (Who am I?)
10 months ago
The non-roomba’s worst nightmare. Mwahaha
Daren (Who am I?)
10 months ago
biggie john… jr.
Marc M. (Who am I?)
10 months ago
What if it’s a native american? The only thing that comes to mind is “Sad clown.” Live on sad clown :(
cam (Who am I?)
10 months ago
I say steve
Jason Marcuson (Who am I?)
10 months ago
Oh, well that’s Schmeerok the Wireless, isn’t it?
JWJ (Who am I?)
10 months ago
Pongo.
whiskey (Who am I?)
10 months ago
But of course, this is a Wookie Egg. It’s placed over the “Carpet of Colorful Wisdom”. If it goes to the Green, it’s a boy, if it goes to the Red, it’s a girl, if it stays centered over the purple… well, let’s just say it will understand C3PO better.
Kuba (Who am I?)
10 months ago
how about Hillary Clinton?
LN (Who am I?)
10 months ago
Surely it’s meatpod? Or better yet, iMeat… :)
steve jabs (Who am I?)
10 months ago
how about, “Best of Show”
Michael Rhinehart (Who am I?)
10 months ago
LOL! The Lost Family Jewel!
jak (Who am I?)
10 months ago
Bubba
pji (Who am I?)
10 months ago
I shall call him squishy, and he shall be mine, and he shall be my squishy!
amulya (Who am I?)
10 months ago
lonelygirl15..lets make her famous again
jmw (Who am I?)
10 months ago
i know what that is, its by motorola; the tomato sauce red “MEZR”
hannibalchew (Who am I?)
10 months ago
crunchdookie
drdrew (Who am I?)
10 months ago
how ’bout just “Crunchy” - what? too obvious…
ajadoniz (Who am I?)
10 months ago
Plunk. The sound it made when it hit the floor.
Jarett (Who am I?)
10 months ago
Surprised nobody’s said Turd Ferguson yet.
diem (Who am I?)
10 months ago
JETHRO, naturally.
diem (Who am I?)
10 months ago
I withdraw Jethro, and throw my hat in for “Steve”. All the others suck terribly.
Eric (Who am I?)
10 months ago
I would (and now do) call it Danny’s Glans!
Oh man, that’s so good.
Jim Greene (Who am I?)
10 months ago
This looks like asome thing left over after the recent Caucus’s in Iowa
JP (Who am I?)
10 months ago
“Cat5 Köttbullar”
[from the Food Network]…Cat5 köttbullar is often served at electronics establishments worldwide; however, a particularly exotic variety is served in Nevada atop a bed of multi-hued rich carpet with a side of data cable.
GI Joe (Who am I?)
10 months ago
Cessy
J Rob (Who am I?)
10 months ago
Little John
Cyber Akuma
10 months ago
Slow news day?
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julie (Who am I?)
10 months ago
This is Bill Gates last brain cell now does this make him brain dead or does he have more of these left over ???
Was this sphere put there purposely and why hasnt it made the evening news with Brian Wiliams. I needed a good laugh. Now the true question is will this be entered into the smithsonion or will it travel like the knome with travelosity???
Purina (Who am I?)
10 months ago
Obviously it’s a piece of Cat3Chow not eaten yet by the Cat3 laying in wait just behind it. It miraculously turns into RoombaChow after 12 hours!
BrokenBow (Who am I?)
10 months ago
Political platform
Matt (Who am I?)
10 months ago
I would go with either Meaty or Emo.
Emo the meatball. All alone, ready to go on a rampage and take out all the cool meatballs who get to hang with the sauce. Damn them. They are going to pay for my misery. Is my makeup running?
jy (Who am I?)
10 months ago
not-bacon
nik (Who am I?)
10 months ago
I’d call it chewy
Michael (Who am I?)
10 months ago
Meatball Kneivel
Watch as he clears a T1 cable!
Superdynamite (Who am I?)
10 months ago
Looks like what’s left of HD-DVD
billy66bare (Who am I?)
10 months ago
fluffy
Jason (Who am I?)
10 months ago
rolly the wonder ball
Dave Kasama (Who am I?)
10 months ago
My Poor Meatball
On Top of Spaghetti
(to the tune of On Top of Old Smokey)
“On Top of Spaghetti” is a well-known folk song and children’s song
written and originally performed by folk singer Tom Glazer in 1963
On top of spaghetti
All covered with cheese,
I lost my poor meatball,
When somebody sneezed.
It rolled off the table
And onto the floor,
And then my poor meatball
Rolled out of the door.
It rolled in the garden