Contest: The saddest CES meatball/hush puppy in the world

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Doug and I spotted this forlorn hush puppy/meatball in the CES press room and thought it was the best thing we had seen all day. Granted, we haven’t been drinking and our Danny Gans tickets aren’t until Wednesday. Special bonus: tell us what we should name this thing in comments and one lucky commenter will win a Samsung MP3 player.

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The Red Monkey (Who am I?)

You should name him Lefty!

 
Anonymous

I still say lefty! The left one is always the trouble maker.

 
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Kevin (Who am I?)

How about furball?

 
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bayeb (Who am I?)

“Poopeela” the little guy that fell out of those 2 girls cup !

 
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Adam (Who am I?)

With a deep Eastend London accent, “Lucky”.

 
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runningman (Who am I?)

Not sure what to call him, but he belongs in the LG booth with his relatives - hey, that’s an idea!

 
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Devin Coldewey (Who am I?)

Cheney

 
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electro^plankton (Who am I?)

I’m dense. I don’t get it.

 
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v6sonoma (Who am I?)

clearly his name should be “Meat Wad Jr.” I think Master Shake might have pushed him off the table.

 
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Mark (Who am I?)

Hush McGee

 
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HappyStretchedThin (Who am I?)

The non-roomba’s worst nightmare. Mwahaha

 
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Daren (Who am I?)

biggie john… jr.

 
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Marc M. (Who am I?)

What if it’s a native american? The only thing that comes to mind is “Sad clown.” Live on sad clown :(

 
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cam (Who am I?)

I say steve

 
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Jason Marcuson (Who am I?)

Oh, well that’s Schmeerok the Wireless, isn’t it?

 
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JWJ (Who am I?)

Pongo.

 
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whiskey (Who am I?)

But of course, this is a Wookie Egg. It’s placed over the “Carpet of Colorful Wisdom”. If it goes to the Green, it’s a boy, if it goes to the Red, it’s a girl, if it stays centered over the purple… well, let’s just say it will understand C3PO better.

 
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Kuba (Who am I?)

how about Hillary Clinton?

 
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LN (Who am I?)

Surely it’s meatpod? Or better yet, iMeat… :)

 
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steve jabs (Who am I?)

how about, “Best of Show”

 
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Michael Rhinehart (Who am I?)

LOL! The Lost Family Jewel!

 
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jak (Who am I?)

Bubba

 
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pji (Who am I?)

I shall call him squishy, and he shall be mine, and he shall be my squishy!

 
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amulya (Who am I?)

lonelygirl15..lets make her famous again

 
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jmw (Who am I?)

i know what that is, its by motorola; the tomato sauce red “MEZR”

 
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hannibalchew (Who am I?)

crunchdookie

 
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drdrew (Who am I?)

how ’bout just “Crunchy” - what? too obvious…

 
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ajadoniz (Who am I?)

Plunk. The sound it made when it hit the floor.

 
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Jarett (Who am I?)

Surprised nobody’s said Turd Ferguson yet.

 
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diem (Who am I?)

JETHRO, naturally.

 
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diem (Who am I?)

I withdraw Jethro, and throw my hat in for “Steve”. All the others suck terribly.

 
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Eric (Who am I?)

I would (and now do) call it Danny’s Glans!

Oh man, that’s so good.

 
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Jim Greene (Who am I?)

This looks like asome thing left over after the recent Caucus’s in Iowa

 
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JP (Who am I?)

“Cat5 Köttbullar”

[from the Food Network]…Cat5 köttbullar is often served at electronics establishments worldwide; however, a particularly exotic variety is served in Nevada atop a bed of multi-hued rich carpet with a side of data cable.

 
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GI Joe (Who am I?)

Cessy

 
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J Rob (Who am I?)

Little John

 
Cyber Akuma

Slow news day?

 
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julie (Who am I?)

This is Bill Gates last brain cell now does this make him brain dead or does he have more of these left over ???
Was this sphere put there purposely and why hasnt it made the evening news with Brian Wiliams. I needed a good laugh. Now the true question is will this be entered into the smithsonion or will it travel like the knome with travelosity???

 
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Purina (Who am I?)

Obviously it’s a piece of Cat3Chow not eaten yet by the Cat3 laying in wait just behind it. It miraculously turns into RoombaChow after 12 hours!

 
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BrokenBow (Who am I?)

Political platform

 
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Matt (Who am I?)

I would go with either Meaty or Emo.

Emo the meatball. All alone, ready to go on a rampage and take out all the cool meatballs who get to hang with the sauce. Damn them. They are going to pay for my misery. Is my makeup running?

 
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jy (Who am I?)

not-bacon

 
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nik (Who am I?)

I’d call it chewy

 
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Michael (Who am I?)

Meatball Kneivel

Watch as he clears a T1 cable!

 
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Superdynamite (Who am I?)

Looks like what’s left of HD-DVD

 
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billy66bare (Who am I?)

fluffy

 
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Jason (Who am I?)

rolly the wonder ball

 
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Dave Kasama (Who am I?)

My Poor Meatball

On Top of Spaghetti
(to the tune of On Top of Old Smokey)
“On Top of Spaghetti” is a well-known folk song and children’s song
written and originally performed by folk singer Tom Glazer in 1963

On top of spaghetti
All covered with cheese,
I lost my poor meatball,
When somebody sneezed.

It rolled off the table
And onto the floor,
And then my poor meatball
Rolled out of the door.

It rolled in the garden