Doug and I spotted this forlorn hush puppy/meatball in the CES press room and thought it was the best thing we had seen all day. Granted, we haven’t been drinking and our Danny Gans tickets aren’t until Wednesday. Special bonus: tell us what we should name this thing in comments and one lucky commenter will win a Samsung MP3 player.
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You should name him Lefty!
I still say lefty! The left one is always the trouble maker.
How about furball?
“Poopeela” the little guy that fell out of those 2 girls cup !
With a deep Eastend London accent, “Lucky”.
Not sure what to call him, but he belongs in the LG booth with his relatives – hey, that’s an idea!
Cheney
I’m dense. I don’t get it.
clearly his name should be “Meat Wad Jr.” I think Master Shake might have pushed him off the table.
Hush McGee
The non-roomba’s worst nightmare. Mwahaha
biggie john… jr.
What if it’s a native american? The only thing that comes to mind is “Sad clown.” Live on sad clown :(
I say steve
Oh, well that’s Schmeerok the Wireless, isn’t it?
Pongo.
But of course, this is a Wookie Egg. It’s placed over the “Carpet of Colorful Wisdom”. If it goes to the Green, it’s a boy, if it goes to the Red, it’s a girl, if it stays centered over the purple… well, let’s just say it will understand C3PO better.
how about Hillary Clinton?
Surely it’s meatpod? Or better yet, iMeat… :)
how about, “Best of Show”
LOL! The Lost Family Jewel!
Bubba
I shall call him squishy, and he shall be mine, and he shall be my squishy!
lonelygirl15..lets make her famous again
i know what that is, its by motorola; the tomato sauce red “MEZR”
crunchdookie
how ’bout just “Crunchy” – what? too obvious…
Plunk. The sound it made when it hit the floor.
Surprised nobody’s said Turd Ferguson yet.
JETHRO, naturally.
I withdraw Jethro, and throw my hat in for “Steve”. All the others suck terribly.
I would (and now do) call it Danny’s Glans!
Oh man, that’s so good.
This looks like asome thing left over after the recent Caucus’s in Iowa
“Cat5 Köttbullar”
[from the Food Network]…Cat5 köttbullar is often served at electronics establishments worldwide; however, a particularly exotic variety is served in Nevada atop a bed of multi-hued rich carpet with a side of data cable.
Cessy
Little John
Slow news day?
This is Bill Gates last brain cell now does this make him brain dead or does he have more of these left over ???
Was this sphere put there purposely and why hasnt it made the evening news with Brian Wiliams. I needed a good laugh. Now the true question is will this be entered into the smithsonion or will it travel like the knome with travelosity???
Obviously it’s a piece of Cat3Chow not eaten yet by the Cat3 laying in wait just behind it. It miraculously turns into RoombaChow after 12 hours!
Political platform
I would go with either Meaty or Emo.
Emo the meatball. All alone, ready to go on a rampage and take out all the cool meatballs who get to hang with the sauce. Damn them. They are going to pay for my misery. Is my makeup running?
not-bacon
I’d call it chewy
Meatball Kneivel
Watch as he clears a T1 cable!
Looks like what’s left of HD-DVD
fluffy
rolly the wonder ball
My Poor Meatball
On Top of Spaghetti
(to the tune of On Top of Old Smokey)
“On Top of Spaghetti” is a well-known folk song and children’s song
written and originally performed by folk singer Tom Glazer in 1963
On top of spaghetti
All covered with cheese,
I lost my poor meatball,
When somebody sneezed.
It rolled off the table
And onto the floor,
And then my poor meatball
Rolled out of the door.
It rolled in the garden
And under a bush,
And then my poor meatball
Was nothing but mush.
The mush was as tasty
As tasty could be,
And then the next summer
It grew into a tree.
The tree was all covered,
All covered with moss,
And on it grew meatballs,
And tomato sauce.
So if you eat spaghetti
All covered with cheese,
Hold onto your meatball
Lest somebody sneeze.
Tribble
Cinco – Since you can eat dropped food within 5 seconds, according to the 5-second rule, name it Cinco!
iMeatball 2.0
Call it “Rudy Redford”
buferd nut’in says country like a meatball an buferd is a country name