The New Hampshire primary was yesterday, but you won’t find either winner (John McCain and Hillary Clinton) in the top 10 of Google Trends. You will, however, find a relatively unknown, sort of a long shot candidate as number two. Jimmy Tide, who not only wears the cleanest shirts but who also promises to clean up America. I’d like to see other, more “mainstream” candidates promise what Tide has promised.
I get it, by the way.
Google Trends, January 8, 2008 [Google]










This was an Opie and Anthony bit. Glad to see they have that many fans to make this happen.
Yes it was. I’m glad to do my part. At this point, I may well have Jimmy Tide be my write-in candidate.
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Thanks O&A and Jimmy for this gem of comedy!
This kid is sweepin’ the nation.
when will Jimmy Tide make his appearance?He’s just gotta be the cleanest white candidate yet.
The official ticket will be as follows: Jimmy Tide for President. Guy Compton for Vice President. This race is really starting to heat up folks!
Secretary Of State Lonnie Hazard.
http://www.cafepress.com/jimmytide