Best.Keynote.Ever?
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Jobs can’t give a keynote without “One more thing.”
It doesn’t count.
Duncan over at TechCrunch is apparently very anti-Randy Newman…
Today’s keynote was a joke. I saw nothing good come out of the whole thing other than a new laptop. EVERYTHING was more and more, how can we nickel and dime our users and not anything really innovative.
Apple, your AIR laptop is boring. I don’t care about it. Laptops by trend have been getting smaller and thinner. Whoop-dee-doo you made the thinnest. Sony will have your nuts in a bind in 6 months probably. Either way, 3000 for a laptop? Fuck that.
Today’s keynote was the biggest joke ever, and as I have called this plenty of times and in plenty of comments the joke is on the Apple users. You suckers will give your left testicle and your firstborn child to Steve Jobs only to get 3000 bucks ripped out of your wallet for some piece of shit that isn’t any different than any other laptop.
Steve, how do you really feel? Let it out. Show us on this doll where Steve Jobs touched you.
It’s not where Steve Jobs touched me by any means. The man is a genius. Anyone who can make millions of morons droll over a handful of shit and then pay a $1000 dollars for it rules. My qualm is with no one covering this going, “What the hell did I just waste the last hour and a half of my life on?” Today was just a waste of time, nothing new, nothing unique keynote.
let’s see. to recap: thin laptop, proprietary nas type device, stuff to buy for existing products, something about tv stuff…again, and more stuff to buy for existing products. sounds almost as riveting and captivating as “the horse whisperer” or that time i needed a cat scan on my head and had to lie still for 45 minutes and stay awake…that was intense, so no way it surpassed that…