Comments on: Cloverfield: Sucks or really sucks?

By: Eric

Eric — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 21:49:17 +0000

CLOVERFIELD IS A DUMB ASS MOVIE! NO PLOT, NO STORY, BEGINNING SUCKS BIG TIME, ENDING SUCKS EVEN MORE, AND I AM TYPING ALL IN CAPS BECAUSE I AM SO PISSED FOR WATCHING THIS STUPID MOVIE!

By: Eric

Eric — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 21:38:46 +0000

R.C. the more you say the more retarded you look. the more defensive you try to prevent yourself from looking like an idiot makes you look even more so like a complete moronic idiot plus retard.

If I didn’t come to a movie to watch a movie for the plot or storyline, why would I pay money for? Cloverfield has no plot nor storyline, might as well just have the shaky video camera for the next 2 hours pointing it straight at the sea with some background noises, that’ll be realistic because nobody will be carrying the camera and everyone’s running when they see the monster, that’s realistic but will you watch such as movie?

Besides, a realistic footage would be one where the guy wouldn’t hold on to the camera when creatures are attacking his friend and yet he is filming it all so happily, weird! Secondly, you can erase movies in the middle of the camcorder like you do using video tapes, this is simply crap, it’s not realistic, and it’s pure crap and you’re defending the crap because you’re telling us you love eating shit, good job R.C.

By: Eric

Eric — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 21:32:58 +0000

I have no expectations when watching movies but watching Cloverfield makes me want to take my own life. It’s pathetic, I wish I can report to the authorities that J. J. Abrams is using Cloverfield on a massive fraud mission to cheat people’s money.

He succeeded, fuck cloverfield, fuck Abrams, fuck the stupid actors who rock the camera so much that it makes people who look like retards for watching the miserable movie, having the worst time of their lives.

By: Kitteruko

Kitteruko — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 02:51:41 +0000

You wouldn’t if you didn’t do research into the viral marketing… The movie in itself is one big online game.

By: Kitteruko

Kitteruko — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 02:50:40 +0000

Yeah, no aliens… It was a piece of a Japanese satellite, The ChimpanzIII.

By: Kitteruko

Kitteruko — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 02:48:52 +0000

Did anyone actually do any research into the viral marketing on the movie?
If you did you would know where the monster came from and what it actually is. It even has a Japanese manga prequel. The monster is actually a baby from low trenches in the oceans, can be controlled by a young boy in Japan who has a piece of it’s egg….and it once attacked Tokyo. A Japanese drilling company named Tagruato awoke it from it’s sleep underneath Chuai Station, close to Coney Island, and it destroyed the ship. It then made it’s way down to NY from there. Apparently they lost one of the monsters or “Clovers” in Tokyo and found the other one here in NY.
The thing you see fall into the ocean? That’s a piece of a Japanese Satellite the drilling company was searching for. They want to control the monster to destroy mankind and recreate the earth as it used to be.

And that is the true story of Cloverfield.

Basically, it has a borrowed anime-like storyline with some Godzilla-aspects and Japanese wannabe ideas.

I kinda like that. lol.

By: CJnasty

CJnasty — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 08:43:48 +0000

lol this guy is lying nobody liked this movie not the actors or the people who wrote it or produced it

By: CJnasty

CJnasty — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 08:42:42 +0000

BAHAHAHAHAHA i watched 5 fives mins…spent about 10 more FFing to find the alien part and was disapointed. anybody who liked this movie should be ashamed of themselves this movie was so incredibly horrible i had to blog about it i have never blogged before in my life..this movies blows and so does King Aurthor that movie was crap also ..”spred my ashes to a strong easterly wind..” there is no eastern wind current silly script writers

By: crazywhitelier

crazywhitelier — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 06:58:43 +0000

on this theres a suburb raised dirty gringo tweeker who makes so many fake profiles websites under diffrent names dirty europoopoos

By: Ken

Ken — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 05:11:57 +0000

I saw this movie for the first time and have to say this has to be the worst movie I’ve ever seen. This movie totally sucked and those who liked it are fucking retards. What a waste of money and time I spent on this movie.

By: uuganbayar Batkhuyag

uuganbayar Batkhuyag — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 05:42:37 +0000

I Loved this movie, every acting, explosion, directiing … NOTTTT!!!

biggest piece of shit i’ve watched since War of the Worlds II, thanks for wasting my hour and half

Terrible plot, directing and unrealistik shit in the movie that made it sooo difficult to watch

By: naruto

naruto — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 05:16:43 +0000

you correct bro this movie sucks . is the worst .

this peoples dont now what to do

all they do is cheap movie .

By: naruto

naruto — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 05:14:51 +0000

you now what cloverfield sucks thats the worst movie. i did nt get it.

By: billybob

billybob — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 04:16:18 +0000

Holy fuck was this movie a dissapointment. It was pretty good all the way up till the end. No ending whatsever!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just wasted part of my life that I will never get back watching this turd. Thank Gosh I burned the fucker using Blockbuster Total Access. Im glad I didnt get caught in all the hype. Terrible terrible ending. It should have shown the monster getting the shit kicked out of him at least, so we know the fucker died. That has to be the shittiest ending I have ever seen and I’ve seen alot of shittyass movies with crappy endings. Steal this movie or burn it. Do not purchase this shitfest.

By: That Was Bad!

That Was Bad! — Sat, 29 Nov 2008 15:10:47 +0000

Just caught the movie on cable TV. The only reason I watched it to the end was in the hope there would be some sort of story or something exciting happening. As has been said above, the first quarter of the movie is a waste of time that someone who produced it thought would be character development – although developing for what I wasn’t sure.

I’m sure a lot of the special effects would’ve been good, if they were filmed instead of dropping the shaky cam away from them. What the hell is up with that? Something cool is happening! Quick, film this person running or screaming!

All the screaming reminded me of a horrible Family Guy episode where everyone is screaming because they are in some sort of pain, and you honestly can’t identify with any of them and have no sympathy or anything. I am so happy I never paid to see this in the theater and my heart goes out to those who truly feel wronged by the experience of doing so.

By: Cloverfield Sucks Ass

Cloverfield Sucks Ass — Sat, 18 Oct 2008 01:04:07 +0000

This movie sucked so hard I thought I was going to be pulled into its black hole like abyss. God what a piece of shit.

By: blowverfield

blowverfield — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 05:12:22 +0000

I’m glad I am currently watching this for free. This movie is mildly entertaining. But I won’t be watching it again.

By: poppyfield

poppyfield — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 06:02:02 +0000

I named myself poppyfield because you need to be on hard drugs to like this movie. It should also be said that I found this site after googling Cloverfield sucks. When I return this movie, I am going to tell the owner she should throw this movie in the trash if she values her customers. I have made a couple of bone headed mistakes in my life but renting this movie takes the cake. I doubt even the sci fi channel will show this movie. When the sci fi channel turns you down, your movie must really bite the big one. Cloverfield will go down in history as one of the truly bad movies of all time. Maybe instead of returning it, I should use it for target practice. Maybe they should have called it the Blair Witch Monster.

By: jo blo

jo blo — Sun, 31 Aug 2008 05:41:27 +0000

and the most amazing thing was he had cell phone service, lol what a joke even in the subway tunnel

By: jo blo

jo blo — Sun, 31 Aug 2008 05:41:26 +0000

and the most amazing thing was he had cell phone service, lol what a joke even in the subway tunnel