Fujitsu’s keeping up with the whole “world’s slimmest waterproof cell phone” thing with the release of the F705i, the latest since the F704i and the F703i before that. I predict the next one will be called the F706i. No, wait, I take that back. The next one will be called Carl. That’s my prediction.

Anyway, the F705i is skinny and waterproof up to one meter at 30 minutes. There’s a 1.3-megapixel camera, text zooming, and a happy-fun feature called Super Clear Voice and Super Clear Mike.

Available in Japan for I’m not sure how much. The model is not included in the price and, although I shouldn’t have to point that out, I actually saw a somewhat normal looking dude ask a model at CES if she was included in the price of a subwoofer. I wondered how many times a day she got asked that and how often she had to pretend to laugh. Then she pretended to laugh and said “sure.”

Fujitsu delivers the F705i, world’s slimmest waterproof 3G Mobile Phone [Akihabara]