Comments on: The CrunchGear Tech Presidential Primaries http://www.crunchgear.com/2008/01/29/the-crunchgear-tech-presidential-primaries/ Gadgets, gear and computer hardware. Mon, 09 Nov 2009 19:51:34 -0500 hourly 1 By: drdrew http://www.crunchgear.com/2008/01/29/the-crunchgear-tech-presidential-primaries/comment-page-1/#comment-579848 drdrew Wed, 30 Jan 2008 20:02:03 +0000 http://www.crunchgear.com/2008/01/29/the-crunchgear-tech-presidential-primaries/#comment-579848 Ralph Wiggum's Political Platforms: . Immigration - "Stranger danger!" . Government Spending - "I only have this much moneys." . Party Politics - "Everyone is invited to my party!" . Slogan - "I Dig the Wig" . Ethics - "I'm Ralph Wiggum and I've been a good boy." . Political Appointments - Bart Simpson as the Secretary of Indian Burns and Lisa Simpson as his First Ladle . Foreign Relations - "When we're mad we'll use our words. Then the rest of the world will play nice with us. And the only boom-booms will be in our pants." Ralph Wiggum’s Political Platforms:
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Immigration – “Stranger danger!”
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Government Spending – “I only have this much moneys.”
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Party Politics – “Everyone is invited to my party!”
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Slogan – “I Dig the Wig”
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Ethics – “I’m Ralph Wiggum and I’ve been a good boy.”
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Political Appointments – Bart Simpson as the Secretary of Indian Burns and Lisa Simpson as his First Ladle
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Foreign Relations – “When we’re mad we’ll use our words. Then the rest of the world will play nice with us. And the only boom-booms will be in our pants.”

]]> By: ryan http://www.crunchgear.com/2008/01/29/the-crunchgear-tech-presidential-primaries/comment-page-1/#comment-578745 ryan Tue, 29 Jan 2008 19:35:08 +0000 http://www.crunchgear.com/2008/01/29/the-crunchgear-tech-presidential-primaries/#comment-578745 http://youtube.com/watch?v=oWrmosittYk A vote for SkyNet is a vote for the future http://youtube.com/watch?v=oWrmosittYk

A vote for SkyNet is a vote for the future

]]> By: darthbith http://www.crunchgear.com/2008/01/29/the-crunchgear-tech-presidential-primaries/comment-page-1/#comment-578656 darthbith Tue, 29 Jan 2008 17:50:38 +0000 http://www.crunchgear.com/2008/01/29/the-crunchgear-tech-presidential-primaries/#comment-578656 Certainly President Whitmore is the most articulate candidate . The ability to stand up and give a speech like that should not be underrated :-D Certainly President Whitmore is the most articulate candidate . The ability to stand up and give a speech like that should not be underrated :-D

]]> By: ryan http://www.crunchgear.com/2008/01/29/the-crunchgear-tech-presidential-primaries/comment-page-1/#comment-578649 ryan Tue, 29 Jan 2008 17:39:39 +0000 http://www.crunchgear.com/2008/01/29/the-crunchgear-tech-presidential-primaries/#comment-578649 My vote is for SkyNet My vote is for SkyNet

]]> By: Travis http://www.crunchgear.com/2008/01/29/the-crunchgear-tech-presidential-primaries/comment-page-1/#comment-578593 Travis Tue, 29 Jan 2008 16:21:49 +0000 http://www.crunchgear.com/2008/01/29/the-crunchgear-tech-presidential-primaries/#comment-578593 More Presidential than Presidentials - that's our motto! More Presidential than Presidentials – that’s our motto!

]]> By: John Biggs http://www.crunchgear.com/2008/01/29/the-crunchgear-tech-presidential-primaries/comment-page-1/#comment-578590 John Biggs Tue, 29 Jan 2008 16:17:08 +0000 http://www.crunchgear.com/2008/01/29/the-crunchgear-tech-presidential-primaries/#comment-578590 Totally Totally

]]> By: James Babb http://www.crunchgear.com/2008/01/29/the-crunchgear-tech-presidential-primaries/comment-page-1/#comment-578589 James Babb Tue, 29 Jan 2008 16:16:10 +0000 http://www.crunchgear.com/2008/01/29/the-crunchgear-tech-presidential-primaries/#comment-578589 I went with Palpatine because Lincoln was too evil. I went with Palpatine because Lincoln was too evil.

]]> By: jer http://www.crunchgear.com/2008/01/29/the-crunchgear-tech-presidential-primaries/comment-page-1/#comment-578588 jer Tue, 29 Jan 2008 16:15:10 +0000 http://www.crunchgear.com/2008/01/29/the-crunchgear-tech-presidential-primaries/#comment-578588 Someone get John some video of President Lindberg from 'Fifth Element'. He should be on the list. Someone get John some video of President Lindberg from ‘Fifth Element’. He should be on the list.

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