The LowKey Stand is a USB hub/keyboard cozy for those of you who feel that keyboards should be hidden away like your dirty, dirty pee-parts. The $59.99 stand complements the iMac’s staid design and is completely self-powered via USB 2.0. It’s shipping February 15, just after I refuse to let anyone touch me on Valentine’s Day. Not even my mom.
There is a version for Linux as well, it comes with a screwdriver to “open” your keyboard and show its innards to the mass.
weree the fuck do i put my mouse now