SkyNet was brought online on August 4, 1997 and immediately crashed. Disheartened, it settled in the outskirts of Barcelona, met a nice girl with a tongue stud, and now works as a web designer and makes and sells its own candles online. It still has a grudge against Sarah Connor, but it’s in therapy and actually talking to its Mom again. It’s in a good place right now.












Skynet was dumb to list its address on the contact page. The Connors are going to make sure it doesn’t survive the year.
¡Largo vive la revolución buena de robot!