The Air Poo: greatest invention of all time
by Peter Ha on February 14, 2008

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When John Biggs sees this his head is going to explode. It beats the crap out of that toilet seat he reviewed a few months back. A docking station for your MBA and iPod with a seated heat, multi-touch flusher, and built-in surround sound. Taking a poo has just been taken to the next level. No word on price just yet, but we’ll follow this one very closely.

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A seated heat?! Where can I get one?

 

Is the macbook air slot at the bottom of the bowl?

Sorry, couldn’t resist…

 

I could be wrong, but I think this might be a joke.

 

I could be wrong but I think this blog is a joke.

 

thats nice … FOR ME TO POOP ON !

seriously though, no thanks .. i’ll stick to reading my books

 

Thats some nice 3D work. And it loads insanely fast and is a small flash app. is this rendered on the fly or is it videos of rendering?

 
 

What exactly is a multi-touch flusher - so that you and your friend could flush together.

I’m going to wait for the retina and fingerprint scanner secured versions of this - cause I don’t want to share my bowl with any unauthorised people.

What about a magazine rack, 5.1 surround sound, remote control. I don’t want to have to turn around to change the song. Needs mood lighting too.

 

Now if it just had something to wipe your crease…

 

Bidet (not shown) by Microsoft.

 

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