At 128MB, I’m not sure if I’d call this an acne-fighting MP3 player or an acne-fighting gizmo with MP3 capability, but it is what it is, sort of. See, you hold it to your face for ten minutes with it set to “negative” and it shoots your pores with negative ions. Then do the same thing set to “positive” and it does it with positive ions. This is apparently they way to decrease acne, who knew?

And at only $184, you can maybe finally get a date. If you’re in Japan, where this thing comes from. Go and get one.

MP3 player claims to fight acne using positive and negative ions [Coolest Gadgets]