Recently in Portland, I stayed at a hotel that featured one channel on its TV system that was just a fireplace burning wood. That’s all: no music, just a close-up of a couple of logs burning.

If this is your idea of a good time, you’ll like this Platronic digital fireplace. Let me type that again because it’s fun: digital fireplace.

It’s and LED screen with a heater, so it will actually be functional, and at $3,150, it’s not much more than a real fireplace.

I can’t wait to see one of these as a backdrop in a porno.

Platonic’s Electroscape designer fireplace in two landscape versions [Born Rich]