1. It’s a Reagan style plan, like the one he used against the Soviets. It’s Nokia’s version of Reagans Star Wars plan that is meant to make the other phone manufactures curl up into the fetal position and just give up.

2. The breast-less yet incredibly hot chick drawing has been electronically implanted into you brain by the seemingly the random music. She can be activated at any time to control your thoughts, buying habits, and if you are a good boy, to give you the pleasure. Somewhat of an improvement over the magic vapors that Apple uses.