The world’s first NSFW perfume

vulva.jpgI was searching for the history of electric lights in Geneva, Switzerland, when I stumbled upon this little Internet gem. I won’t go into the specifics, but this is apparently some sort of rare botanical — is that the term? — gathered from a woman’s delicate flower. The website is tres NSFW but either this is the greatest hoax in the world or the world is a strange, sad place.

19.90 euro — about $22 — for those so inclined.

NSFW Product Link. I warned you.

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Tereasa (Who am I?)

oh.my.god. I’m not sure if that’s just awesome or wrong. From a branding standpoint, that’s fantastic work. Logo, web address, all tie to the name and all it leads to. On the wrong side, well… it’s just wrong.

 
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The Red Monkey (Who am I?)

Well if a women wants to attract a man I don’t think “her” scent all over her is the way. I prefer a lite spritz of Pabst Blue Ribbon.

 
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Matt (Who am I?)

Hmmm… looks like a pussy, talks like a pussy, smells like a pussy… that settles it, he’s a pussy.
I can imagine all the dorks buying this and putting it on after a hard day of WoW, getting together with their fellow nerd friends and saying how they got some….. “You know, when you, like, you grab a woman’s breast and it’s… and you feel it and… it feels like a bag of sand when you’re touching it. ”

Hehehehehe.

 
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BrokenBird (Who am I?)

I love my wife’s pussy juice, but not enough to wear it to work.

 
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Matt (Who am I?)

ooooooo snap.

even better for advertising:

“Now you don’t have to look like a pussy to smell like one”

 
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Rey (Who am I?)

This is sick.

I wonder how they, uh, harvest the essence for this stuff?

(Shudder)

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