If the threat of making Madonna go hungry weren’t enough, CD pirates in Arkansas are now locked up in solitary and forgotten for four days.
[For] four full days, Adriana Torres-Flores was locked away and forgotten in 8 1/2-by-9 1/2-foot cell in the Washington County Courthouse, with only a metal table, two benches and a light bulb that never went out. She had nothing to eat or drink. There was no toilet. Thursday passed. Then Friday, Saturday and Sunday – although Torres-Flores had no watch to tell the time. She slept on the floor with her head on a shoe. She drank her own urine, she said.
That’s right, kids: even if it’s just a copy of In Rainbows, pirating CDs is a pee-drinking offense. Artists need to eat green M&Ms and meth too!
Woman forgotten 4 days in tiny cell [ArkansasDemocrat via BB]
*clears throat*
LAWWWWWWWWWSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUITTTTTTT!!!!!!!
She’s not american. Does habeas corpus even apply?
If she isn’t American, she shouldn’t get any special treatment. Enough with these immigrants. Its time we start doing whats right – execute every last one of them.
Long live America.
I can’t tell if that was a poor attempt of satire or idiotic racism.
Either way, it’s officially the dumbest comment I’ve read in a long time.
I think it’s really great that your name is ‘john smith,’ the original immigrant…