So I was sitting at the airport earlier today trying to get a little bit of work done before boarding my plane. My MBP was on its last legs with about 30 minutes to go and I noticed someone plugging into an outlet on the other side of the gate. I wandered over and plugged in and started to crank out some e-mails and then I noticed my battery meter was on red. WTF?! It wasn’t charging so I switched plugs thinking the one on the bottom was dead. They were both dead and the douchebag sitting there didn’t bother to tell me. He watched me plug my rig in and didn’t say anything. Why do people suck so much ass? Wouldn’t you tell someone that the outlet wasn’t working? Or am I the only one that would?
While I agree that mean people suck, and (like Aliens invading Earth in any video game) they don’t seem to need a reason, I have one question:
Not to defend the mindless dolt, but are you sure that *he* knew he wasn’t getting any juice from the outlet?
Yes, most definitely. Now that I think about it, I saw him plug in and then unplug within a matter of seconds. It just didn’t register as to why until later.
Not just mean people , everybody sucks the whole fuckin world and every motherfucker in it should die
amen mark people fucking suck and need to learn how to be decent people
I think we should follow people who suck, home to their parents and then Bitch Slap the parents!
Bitch slap their parents for creating them
Mark,
You are so right. I am SICK of giving and giving and giving, and I do it from my heart. Then if I am very ill – who sucks? The mother fuckers that freeloaded off of me, and sponged me and never had the fucking decency to be fucking decent, and they can all just go to planet SHIT-IPER. Doesn’t it suck when everyone sucks???????????
Man, PEOPLE just SUCK. They can just go to Suckville USA. I am so pissed. Thank god I am not aggressive or people would be bonked out with Semi-sucker automatic Snot pistols.
Maybe that “douchebag” didn’t know the outlet was dead. How can you be sure that he was specifically being an asshole to you if you don’t know whether or not he knew that the outlet was dead?
someone needs a cranky pill
no pills, dudes got a point….lets all start bitch slapping these people
jj550 needs a pill for reality
Maybe your charger is dead? Or maybe he was a mute, unable to speak. Yeah. That’s probably it.
Here is a little over-the-top psychoanalysis since we live in a world where no one trusts anyone: He may very well have thought you wouldn’t believe him, and didn’t want to deal with you thinking he may be a liar. He’d rather you be the validator versus ‘taking his word’.
shoot dude lighten up!….”taking his word” please…guy probably had a warped sense of humor and found it funny and used it for his own personal entertainment, and decided not to say anything…giggling to himself…lets bitch slap his parents to
That’s not mean a real mean person would have stolen your MBP.
touche
Apparently someone didn’t let PHa have his ice cream today. Bitch much?
I agree. People usually do not care enough to warn someone about any potential problem they could have. So I always make a point of doing that, and I always receive a thank you. The point is that you shouldn’t feel bad about mean people, you feel good because you’re a nice person.
Best answer!!!
I think we’re all missing the deeper issue here… why the hello do outlets never work in airports?!?!?! I fly through Baltimore a lot and it’s the worst. They have all these nice little workstations and none of the damn outlets work.
But, to deal with the issue at hand — Maybe he thought you were some sort of cracked-out-on-starbucks should-be mental patient and he didn’t want to deal with you… Kind of seems like you’re validating his theory with this article :-)
You can dweebate this all day, but I wouldn’t say anything either and sit there just to watch for the entertainment value alone going “Oh, poor wittle nerd, you not can haz lectrizity 2day…”
Sorry dude. I would have told you, but I saw you were using a mac and said screw it, let the idiot find out for himself.
i have no idea, they just do. i totally agree with you on this one. and all the people on here giving you shit?…….they’re some of the ones that suck too.
awesome, you are absolutely right!!!
Absolutely spot on Twitch. Here, here! Some people really suck.
Hey dude! I see where you are coming from, people can be pretty mean at times. Maybe it just didn’t register to that person to tell you the power wasn’t working. Not taking his side but there are so many misunderstandings in the world of people so its just hard to figure people out sometimes.
YO! People do suck, but I think this is a minor infraction. I happen to think that people who need to be on laptops in airports are “douchebags” which include both you and him, a-hole! What do you expect???? You self-important jerk off!
If you’d been a hot woman he’d have told you.
Some people like to watch the world burn, some people just don’t care, and some are to stupid to think of the idea that hey maybe I should help out.
I’m sick of people I just wanna live out away from everyone.
personally it’s simple -we all have 3 basic needs.Food,Water,Shelter.Bedside that anything is a luxury which we all abuse,overuse, & complain about.At least the guy did,nt attack you for a snickers or something.
I think you are right, but you are too Maslow. Still, I agree with you, and I think this is about setting our expectations to the bottom of the pyramid.
Quite personally, your words have been a source of comfort to me. A great source of joy.
Sounds sick, but true. Once you realize that shit smells, you avoid it. This was a great comment.
Yeah , some people DO SUCK ! There are a few I can think of right now that I’d just as soon slap the shit out of them .
in regard to people sucking, you guys suck more than anybody elso-lol-have a nice fucking day
People who are abused tend to abuse others.
We must break the chain.
Why do people suck so much? That is actually a very good question and I personally have spent many a long hour trying to figure out the answer to it. My best guess is that we are all just such greedy, selfish, stupid, evil, hate-filled parasites by nature and we really don’t have much other choice but to suck shitty, nasty, diarrhea ass because whatever higher power or being created us decided not to spend too much time on us and got bored way before he was actually done and we are all left to suffer the consequences and live miserable, pathetic lives.
maybe you looked like you were on the rag and he didn’t wanna have his head bitten off by trying to make you look even dumber than you already did by plugging in in the first place. people should just stop talking to each other altogether. no more communication….if you see someone, stare them down until they move the fuck out of your way or else move out of their way.
so goddamn sick of people [especially college students who think they can do whatever the fuck they want when they want]….EVERYONE can just SUCK IT.
That’s nothing — I was sitting in traffic at a red light. When it turned green, the car ahead didn’t move, so I honked my horn to get her going. She clearly wasn’t paying attention and was just sitting on the green. I didn’t hold down the horn, just a quick tap. Well, for whatever reason, she was annoyed and had to retaliate. At the next intersection, a stop sign, she sat through 3 rounds of cars before moving. The only reason she finally moved forward was because the other cars at the intersection were waiting for her to go because it was clearly her turn, then no one was moving and she finally decided to move on. Well, she showed me. She sucks!
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Don’t bother with this. 11 posts on the entire site? Please….
Jesus fucked a pony, I wouldn’t have helped you either…
Why? ‘coz I suck…
..and she loves it.
LOL, Thanks
Don’t think about it dude. People suck, they only care about themselves and don’t give a shit about your situation.
C’est la vie!
Much to do about nothing.. BFD so he didn’t tell you.. get over it.. there are much bigger issues than that..and fear.. thanks to that DA Bush many people are so fearful of others, stress,, due to economy and wooooo terroists.. ( when the worst terrorist in our country was running the country! producing terror in it’s citizens!). So the outlet did not work.. if that is all you have to complain about you are pretty damn lucky.. hey you at least have a MBP! SO put on your big boy panties and get over it!
pittsburgh sucks
Dildo,
Your wording is brilliant. You had me laughing hysterically. So hard that my stomach hurt. Then I started crying like a manic depressive – people who suck – maniac for all those shits that suck, like those black little fish in fish tanks cleaning the glass by sucking off the algae and fish shit. I have been a sucker for everyone that sucks. People really do SUCK SHIT. They can just go take what they can suck out of people for their own needs and go drown in a pool of snot.
Where art thou, DILDO?
Isn’t this the plot from an episode of Seinfeld?
R U Serious?
People suck because no one told you the outlet was dead when you went to plug in your electronic device while waiting for a flight to somewhere?
How ’bout this: people suck because they have a pampered and privileged point of view; people suck because they feel entitled and use this feeling of entitlement to justify wasting resources which paradoxically causes the greed that seduces people into sucking so much. People suck because they talk a good story but never put their money where their mouth is when it comes to altruism, good human relations and maybe sacrificing just a little for the common good.
But maybe you’re right…there so hould have been a monitor at the outlet for you to tell you the power was out there…people probably do suck because of that also…
i agree with PHa. i can’t count the number of times people have just looked the other way because it’s more convenient for them. i once was drinking a pop, soda, cola, whatever you call from wherever you’re from, in a room with about 20 people i was acquiantances with. then the [beverage] spilled all over me. everyone stopped talking, stared at me for a few seconds, and then started talking again. nobody bothered to help me find napkins, even though they saw i couldn’t move because i had [beverage] dripping all over me. that’s the world we live in, and it’s sad.
Well untill pepole wake up, out of there norm daily life, and start thinking out of the box, that maybe, the power that be want us to fight each other, keep us under a cloke of lies, then things will not change, or get better,
PeterHa is a saint. Most people are ugly. They are afraid to be beautiful. Ugly, ugly, ugly. It’s the coward’s way. Most people are saints when it’s easy and cowards when it counts. The guy should have tole PeterHa about the plug. What a coward.
people suck cause they are conditioned that way
i used to go to a private school and people were ok
now i go to public and the people are LAZY INCONSIDERATE SELFISH ASSHOLES
ugh….im really P”O
but hey that americal for ya.
Listen all of you. People suck because they only give a shit about their own fat asses. They abuse stupid idiots like me who think that the world can be a better place when I help them. I feed them and let them freeload their sucker bitchy slut inconsiderate asshole fish tank wormy snot sucking mouthes – WIDE open to accept another free meal.
They are at the bottom of my bathroom garbage when I have the flu, sucking my snot balls out of tissues if they can get even THAT for a freeload deal. They just SUCK. So go suck yourselves, all of you freeloaders out there.
Ayn Rand, “Atlas Shrugged”.
Since you’re flying, you’ll have time to read it — or try her book “The Fountainhead” if it’s a short flight.
I read the synopsis. Looks like this book is great, as opposed to most books which suck book mark mucus.
I think everybody sucks.. this whole world sucks..everybody needs to go to suckassville alabama and just dwell in their suckness…!
Yeah, freeloaders only deserve the hugest buggars left over from nice people like us idiots. If we keep feeding freeloaders we suck, too.
How do I stop? It is like having to keep yourself from a bad habit, like picking your nose. Help me.
people through out time have always been evil. look.. i was bullied in grade school by the rotten bastards of other parents.. my own parents were cold and indifferent to my needs… i have no friends, no siblings other than one, who also refuses to understand me.. at least you are independent enough to travel where you want. i am forever an emotional cripple. no matter what i do to change my life for the better, nothing works out for me. why? CAUSE PEOPLE FUCKING SUCK… no one cares to help you when you’re in need, but they all want a free ride. FUCK THE ENTIRE GODDAMN HUMAN RACE… AND THEIR LITTLE DOGS TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dude come on … tellin me that all ppl suck cuz he didnt tell u i mean come on wtf ???
if u wanna start abt ppl that suck rly ur the 1 who sx for writin tis stupid story and let ppl comment on it i mean man go kill ur self or somthin anyways if all ppl look to ppl the way u do there woul be no life so jst live happy and look at the good things
Snot suckers. They are Mucus like in the movie “The Blob” but instead of getting larger, they start to suck even more. I am learning to say, <>.
I am the sucker, and I need a Shrink who hopefully doesn’t suck shit as well. Someone who can help me stop being so fucking nice.
I learned long ago that most people are touch holes.
Touch Hole…What is that. Someone that sticks their fingers up their ass? Anal retentive? Never heard that expression.
What the f is a touch hole??????? I know it is not on a fucking golf course.
DILDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Where the fuck art thou?
dude wat the fuck you bitching about there must have been times in your life u ignored someone to get a quick kick or laugh out o your bleek day just breeth and relax dude build a bridge and get over it ok so it was not cool but think about it did u get hurt unpluging. if he was not there u would have been fine u just looking for a reason to bitch. and think about it karma dude. just breath life is much more than this bich when someone puches u infront of a buss ok ;)
Thinking about it for awhile – people that choose to remain infinitely stupid develop an attitude to fill the void and make life suck for the rest of us. These also are the people that end up in charge because they believe there is such a thing. Have noticed that ignorance and attitude go hand in hand. We take sympathy on there lazy minds and carcasses and they rule us. Found it really impossible to enlighten an attitude that already knows everything. Life for humans is no more complex than it is for any other creature. Knuckle heads fool us into believing it is, don’t buy it. There is no global warming, aircraft wielding terrorists, or horrible things around the corner about to get you, except them. They don’t want to lift a finger, and they wont have to as long as they can play our emotions. There is plenty for all people here. If all humans on this planet, six billion seven hundred million stood together in one spot we would occupy a space of 520 square miles. That would be a circle 26 miles wide. We would fit twice in the state of Road Island without standing in water. Road Island is the smallest state in the US. The things we do, and we could manage things better, but our impact is nothing like what we are hearing. Our world is over populated and the World economy reflects that? Not enough to go around? The circumference of the Earth is approximately 25,000 miles at the equator. Not enough energy, Global warming. All lies! You are here because you too see an inconsistency in people. One cannot help but to wonder why that is.
Yes, James. It makes perfect sense. It sucks with the fact that these people USED to be my bosses. They ARE stupid, but not by their choice. They were raised that way, and also did not have enough brain cells upon their birth. (Mother was a snot-nosed kid herself), drinking Tequila throughout her pregnancy.
These shit heads DO have a hold on us in the sense that they suck shit. We are awed by those who give attitude because they scare us, as much as we know that they will never be happy. They have no conscience and thus – no real pleasure in life. But they suck. When you see buggers plastered on the walls of the bathroom stalls at work, they are your supervisors. Why? They take pride in watching them dry over time, as to deflect any cleaning fluid breakdown. They are mean, and treat people like shit. Why? Because they are stupid. They suck.
Yes, this was a very intelligent observation, which undeniably could not come from stupid shits that suck mucus membrane, lacking the very essence of uh – duh – happiness?. Seriously – the inconsistencies here is the key word you use. It bugs the shit out of me – those nimrods.
Dildo – where art thou?
Wow… alot of whining… if you all were truely nice people you certainly wouldn’t be whining. Niceness will go unnoticed by most and it is something you should feel good about to yourself.
The whole thread has been about a guy who didn’t tell you the ac plug was not working. Were you nice enough to tell the airport maintenance that the plug wasn’t working or did you leave it not working for the next person to feel like you did?
Dildo,
Where art thou?
I love you all….
if thats the bigest thing you have to bitch about,you have it pritty damn good. stop focusing on negitive shit,its not always abuot you. your probably 5foot 2 dyed blond hair with fake tits. if your a dude you should have the operation. thay will give it to you half price because they wont have to cut your balls off. YOU HAVE NONE
DILDO,
Where art thou?????????????????????
I have similar problems, people are opportunists and only act when it benefits them, if there were a way to fix it, I would market it and make 5 Billion dollars.
I will always try and do the right thing, but some people get really offended as well, so you might take a hit or two. Let’s just hope we do not lose their modivation.
I have similar problems, people are opportunists and only act when it benefits them, if there were a way to fix it, I would market it and make 5 Billion dollars.
I will always try and do the right thing, but some people get really offended as well, so you might take a hit or two. Let’s just hope we do not lose our modivation.
DILDO!!!!!!!!
Where the bloody hell art thou???????????????????? We need you!
Yeah, Mat. You are so right!!!!!!!! Great post.
I mean, right? I connect. (oops, not talking out wall outlets).
Dildo – where art thou our God of people who suck nasty diarrhea? We need you!
Lizzy