Comments are the greasy oil that keeps the blog machine running. Here are three great (and 100% unedited) comments recently posted by your fellow readers.

ryan on CG and Proporta’s Hot or Not Entrants

I knew canines (dogs with glowing eyes rule) read CG, but girls do too?

Piers on Ron Jeremy lashes out at streaming porn sites

He’s currently doing a tour of student unions over here in the UK at the moment. You know you’ve hit rock bottom when you end up doing that.

Although there is a rumour going round at the one I work at that he managed to hook up with two 20 year old students. So that’s not bad when you’re 55 and look like that.

Wayne Schulz on CrunchDeals: Creepy WowWee Alive Elvis for $99

Why is it they never use “Fat Elvis” as a model?