Contest: Win this Geeks.com 2GB hunk of garbage
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by John Biggs on March 24, 2008

Want to win a 2GB MP4 player? Head over to BFF and post exactly what you’ll do with this damn thing once you get it. The more shotguns, rabid raccoons, and bodily fluids involved, the better. Please put “EXPLODE PIGBOAT” somewhere in the title. The entry with the most comments and votes by Monday, noon EST, will win the player. Warning: the player may cause herpes, loose stool, and a renal failure.

Entrants: Remember to get people to COMMENT and VOTE for your entry. The winner, by aggregate, gets this lump of feces.

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  • Warning: the player may cause herpes, loose stool, and a renal failure.

    John, quit trying to blame all your problems on everything else…

    I can already see I’m going to have fun with this entry, it’s like a blank check to me. Provocation and free range to be as twisted I want? lol, You asked for it…

  • so….if i say​ som​eth​ing​ obs​cen​e lik​e, “i’​d sho​ve it up my ass​ and​ tak​e a dum​p on ste​ve job​s’ hea​d,”​ is tha​t the​ sor​t of thi​ng crunchgear wou​ld hol​d me to? maybe we can we do a photo shoot?

  • Ok, i entered
    http://www.crunchgear.com/bff/?p=257

    how humiliating, the thing we do to win CGs sloppy seconds

  • John, quit trying to blame all your problems on everything else…

    I can already see I’m going to have fun with this entry, it’s like a blank check to me. Provocation and free range to be as twisted I want? lol, You asked for it…
    bala please

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