That version of Photoshop that you bought from a dude on the street in West Hollywood last night is going to finance terrorists who will destroy your city and burn you and your family alive to death, or so says the AG, Michael Mukasey.

Mukasey argues that terrorists are increasingly using tactics of organized crime syndicates to finance their American-killing ways. Sure, there’s no direct evidence, but IP theft and piracy must also help the Taliban, right?