If you’re in Salem, Oregon, and you left a full freakin’ suit of armor at a bus stop, the local police would like to have a word with you.
You’ll need some proof of ownership to claim it. Really, though, if you lose a suit of armor, you don’t deserve a suit of armor.
I’ve seen that before… They were selling it at Garden Ridge, a regional home decoration store, for $200. It’s made of tin.
Id bet theres a rapist in there.