Dude, you’re getting a Dell with pubes stuck in the keyboard!
- April 9th, 2008
- 5 Comments
I’ve never had good luck with Dell’s customer service, it’s one reason why I just don’t recommend their products. One great example of this is a letter a young man named K sent to the Consumerist, detailing how Dell Support destroyed his old laptop while trying to troubleshoot his new one, and finally sent out a replacement.
Good on them, you say, for making good on that. The problem was the new laptop had human pubic hairs stuck in the keyboard.
Ew.
Normally when a computer maker gets a return it’s refurbished before being sent to another customer, but this one obviously, well, wasn’t. Or, if it was, it was refurbished in some hairy dude’s bathroom.
Dear Dell, if you ever send me a replacement laptop, I would love it if it wasn’t first someone’s porno machine. Thanks!












ryan (Who am I?)
4 months ago
what the hell are pubes doing on the ‘print screen’ button?
Jeez
LC (Who am I?)
4 months ago
Is it possible that those hairs are from someones arm or knuckles. I’ve worked with some guys whose arms and hands are hairier than apes. Their knuckles can give an aluminum case a nice brushed metal look.
Not that that would be an acceptable alternative to having a clean refurb.
ruindpzzle. (Who am I?)
4 months ago
Jason Chen must have been safety testing this one. This guy should count himself lucky for the extra quality control!
http://gizmodo.com/photogallery/WiiPS3Unboxing/519108
Matt (Who am I?)
4 months ago
Thanks for making me vomit in my mouth a little bit.
m (Who am I?)
4 months ago
Soooo, would wondering if the service center was near ‘yankee’ stadium be wrong?