Farewell, Jerry Levin. You recently resigned from the board of directors at the Sharper Image and now you’re trying to put together enough cash to buy the entire company. Good for you!

That takes gigantic brass balls, by the way, since the stock price was hovering at around $40 three years ago and now it’s worth about 25 cents. I like your moxie, though, so the next time I start plugging quarters into a parking meter, I might just save one and buy a share of your stock.

I don’t need to spend an entire hour in Anthropologie. They don’t even have men’s clothes! Better that the quarter goes towards your wonderful gadget company.