There’s a temptation we bloggers have to resist, and it’s called “going for the easy”. That’s when you write about something, say these automatic massage pants, and try to resist going for the easy joke, in this case it would be something about a “happy ending.” I won’t be making such a joke.

Instead I will point out the features of the pants, including infrared heaters, temperature control, super vibration massage, and rechargeable batteries.

No word on pricing yet, as they’re OEM right now from Wenzhou Wonderful Massage Equipment Co., Ltd, with a minimum order of 500. I so want to try these out.