Keyboard pants with built-in mouse, NERD ALERT
- April 22nd, 2008
- 16 Comments
Wow, you’d have to be really nerdy to wear these keypants/keyboard trousers. I do a lot of nerdy things but wearing these pants is kind of beyond the pale. That said, how awesome are they? and the built-in mouse? Check out the close-up. Did you notice there are speakers built into the knees?
Great way to pick up girls at a LAN party.
Update: I’d like to call your attention to the excellent pick-up lines posted below. Thanks, Rudy! They’re very classy.











John Eddy (Who am I?)
4 months ago
“Are those Bugle Boy jeans you’re wearing?”
“Nope. But they are bluetooth.”
Mark (Who am I?)
4 months ago
By far the lamest thing I’ve seen all year
Jack (Who am I?)
4 months ago
What midget mind came up with this grand idea? Wow, what will we have next? A mini skirt with built in GPRS?
Dominik (Who am I?)
4 months ago
Plus: You’ll be fingering yourself a lot…
Adam (Who am I?)
4 months ago
How many calls to the police will be made by people thinking that you are playing with yourself in public? What else would they think if you had a laptop in front of you on the table and your hands are in your lap moving feverishly. Now that i think about it what a great idea you can now play with yourself in public and say “No, I wasnt doing that. I was just typing on my keyboard”
Lavacano Volblaster (Who am I?)
4 months ago
Wow.
Whoever thought this up must be TWISTED.
I gotta meet this guy!
Bluntsebast
4 months ago
WOW the washing machine would probably love this pants :O how can you wash your pants without washing the keyboard, mouse and speakers
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Tom (Who am I?)
4 months ago
Comes with a built-in joystick too.
Fred Evil (Who am I?)
4 months ago
But only in men’s sizes….
Geekoid (Who am I?)
4 months ago
Since when did geeks wash their pants? :-D
Rudy (Who am I?)
4 months ago
20 pick up lines for people wearing keyboard pants
1. So, you decide: ENTER or ALT ENTER?
2. Careful, these don’t come with a pop-up blocker.
3. The enter key doesn’t work so well, you have to push it really hard.
4. What do you say we CTR+ALT+DELETE ourselves out of this place?
5. Hey baby, do you play the keytar? This is just like it except it’s my pants.
6. That’s not the space bar you just tapped
7. You look like my “type” [demonstrate pun]
8. I’m not as keyboard as you pants I am.
9. Press ANY key to continue, honey.
10. Is that a mouse in your pocket, or…?
11. Are those home keys in your pocket, or…?
12. Is that a can of compressed air in your pocket, or…?
13. This keyboard is wireless, if you know what’m sayin [said like Will Smith, Fresh Prince of Bel Air style]
14. What do you say we rearrange the keyboard and put U and I together? Preferably around my crotch area?
15. Are your fingers tired? Cause I’ve been playing a massive multiplayer RPG in which your character has been running through my mind all night.
16. Wanna F1?
17. Are those Astronaut pants? Cause you’re ass is out of this world! Also, I now don’t feel like as big a tool for wearing keyboard pants.
18. I’d be happy to show you what Scroll Lock is used for.
19. Pardon the QWERTY nature of my advance, but I can’t resist the burning need to SHIFT UP and ENTER U.
20. I know I’m wearing pants with a keyboard on them, but no, seriously, hear me out: Let’s f*ck.
Nivekian (Who am I?)
4 months ago
I came up with idea years ago but I would have put the keyboard much lower and added a cpu, flash drive, and a roll out lcd monitor.
tghbn (Who am I?)
4 months ago
Q Nivekian:
“a roll out lcd monitor.”
That’s too funny … “Hey there. Wanna see something on my lap pop up?!”
boo (Who am I?)
4 months ago
LOL. NUMBER 19 WAS THE BEST.
Mikey (Who am I?)
3 months ago
built-in joystick too
Stranger (Who am I?)
3 months ago
Ok Well Those Pants R Pretty Ga If U Ask Me