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	<title>Comments on: Keyboard pants with built-in mouse, NERD ALERT</title>
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		<title>By: gregus</title>
		<link>http://www.crunchgear.com/2008/04/22/keyboard-pants-with-built-in-mouse-nerd-alert/#comment-940271</link>
		<dc:creator>gregus</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Oct 2008 09:17:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: arkonpodem</title>
		<link>http://www.crunchgear.com/2008/04/22/keyboard-pants-with-built-in-mouse-nerd-alert/#comment-940257</link>
		<dc:creator>arkonpodem</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Oct 2008 07:11:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Главным направлением деятельнoсти нашей кoмпании является решение прoблем 
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Главным направлением деятельнoсти нашей кoмпании является решение прoблем<br />
связанных с пoдъемoм Ваших грузoв. Производство шахтных, консольных, мачтовых<br />
и любых нестандартных подъемников Обращайтесь! <a href="http://www.arkon71.ru" rel="nofollow">http://www.arkon71.ru</a></p>
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		<title>By: Stranger</title>
		<link>http://www.crunchgear.com/2008/04/22/keyboard-pants-with-built-in-mouse-nerd-alert/#comment-716453</link>
		<dc:creator>Stranger</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 May 2008 18:18:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ok Well Those Pants R Pretty Ga If U Ask Me</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ok Well Those Pants R Pretty Ga If U Ask Me</p>
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		<title>By: Mikey</title>
		<link>http://www.crunchgear.com/2008/04/22/keyboard-pants-with-built-in-mouse-nerd-alert/#comment-698134</link>
		<dc:creator>Mikey</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 18 May 2008 11:29:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>built-in joystick too</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>built-in joystick too</p>
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		<title>By: boo</title>
		<link>http://www.crunchgear.com/2008/04/22/keyboard-pants-with-built-in-mouse-nerd-alert/#comment-677693</link>
		<dc:creator>boo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 03:00:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>LOL. NUMBER 19 WAS THE BEST.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>LOL. NUMBER 19 WAS THE BEST.</p>
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		<title>By: tghbn</title>
		<link>http://www.crunchgear.com/2008/04/22/keyboard-pants-with-built-in-mouse-nerd-alert/#comment-677546</link>
		<dc:creator>tghbn</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Apr 2008 22:44:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Q Nivekian:
"a roll out lcd monitor."

That's too funny ... "Hey there.  Wanna see something on my lap pop up?!"</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Q Nivekian:<br />
&#8220;a roll out lcd monitor.&#8221;</p>
<p>That&#8217;s too funny &#8230; &#8220;Hey there.  Wanna see something on my lap pop up?!&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Nivekian</title>
		<link>http://www.crunchgear.com/2008/04/22/keyboard-pants-with-built-in-mouse-nerd-alert/#comment-675083</link>
		<dc:creator>Nivekian</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Apr 2008 19:38:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I came up with idea years ago but I would have put the keyboard much lower and added a cpu, flash drive, and a roll out lcd monitor.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I came up with idea years ago but I would have put the keyboard much lower and added a cpu, flash drive, and a roll out lcd monitor.</p>
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		<title>By: Geekoid</title>
		<link>http://www.crunchgear.com/2008/04/22/keyboard-pants-with-built-in-mouse-nerd-alert/#comment-672497</link>
		<dc:creator>Geekoid</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Apr 2008 00:32:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Since when did geeks wash their pants?  :-D</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Since when did geeks wash their pants?  :-D</p>
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		<title>By: Rudy</title>
		<link>http://www.crunchgear.com/2008/04/22/keyboard-pants-with-built-in-mouse-nerd-alert/#comment-672416</link>
		<dc:creator>Rudy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Apr 2008 22:16:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>20 pick up lines for people wearing keyboard pants

1. So, you decide: ENTER or ALT ENTER?

2. Careful, these don’t come with a pop-up blocker.

3. The enter key doesn’t work so well, you have to push it really hard.

4. What do you say we CTR+ALT+DELETE ourselves out of this place?

5. Hey baby, do you play the keytar? This is just like it except it’s my pants.

6. That’s not the space bar you just tapped

7. You look like my “type” [demonstrate pun]

8. I’m not as keyboard as you pants I am.

9. Press ANY key to continue, honey.

10. Is that a mouse in your pocket, or…?

11. Are those home keys in your pocket, or…?

12. Is that a can of compressed air in your pocket, or…?

13. This keyboard is wireless, if you know what’m sayin [said like Will Smith, Fresh Prince of Bel Air style]

14. What do you say we rearrange the keyboard and put U and I together? Preferably around my crotch area?

15. Are your fingers tired? Cause I’ve been playing a massive multiplayer RPG in which your character has been running through my mind all night.

16. Wanna F1?

17. Are those Astronaut pants? Cause you’re ass is out of this world! Also, I now don’t feel like as big a tool for wearing keyboard pants.

18. I’d be happy to show you what Scroll Lock is used for.

19. Pardon the QWERTY nature of my advance, but I can’t resist the burning need to SHIFT UP and ENTER U.

20. I know I’m wearing pants with a keyboard on them, but no, seriously, hear me out: Let’s f*ck.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>20 pick up lines for people wearing keyboard pants</p>
<p>1. So, you decide: ENTER or ALT ENTER?</p>
<p>2. Careful, these don’t come with a pop-up blocker.</p>
<p>3. The enter key doesn’t work so well, you have to push it really hard.</p>
<p>4. What do you say we CTR+ALT+DELETE ourselves out of this place?</p>
<p>5. Hey baby, do you play the keytar? This is just like it except it’s my pants.</p>
<p>6. That’s not the space bar you just tapped</p>
<p>7. You look like my “type” [demonstrate pun]</p>
<p>8. I’m not as keyboard as you pants I am.</p>
<p>9. Press ANY key to continue, honey.</p>
<p>10. Is that a mouse in your pocket, or…?</p>
<p>11. Are those home keys in your pocket, or…?</p>
<p>12. Is that a can of compressed air in your pocket, or…?</p>
<p>13. This keyboard is wireless, if you know what’m sayin [said like Will Smith, Fresh Prince of Bel Air style]</p>
<p>14. What do you say we rearrange the keyboard and put U and I together? Preferably around my crotch area?</p>
<p>15. Are your fingers tired? Cause I’ve been playing a massive multiplayer RPG in which your character has been running through my mind all night.</p>
<p>16. Wanna F1?</p>
<p>17. Are those Astronaut pants? Cause you’re ass is out of this world! Also, I now don’t feel like as big a tool for wearing keyboard pants.</p>
<p>18. I’d be happy to show you what Scroll Lock is used for.</p>
<p>19. Pardon the QWERTY nature of my advance, but I can’t resist the burning need to SHIFT UP and ENTER U.</p>
<p>20. I know I’m wearing pants with a keyboard on them, but no, seriously, hear me out: Let’s f*ck.</p>
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		<title>By: Fred Evil</title>
		<link>http://www.crunchgear.com/2008/04/22/keyboard-pants-with-built-in-mouse-nerd-alert/#comment-672236</link>
		<dc:creator>Fred Evil</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Apr 2008 18:51:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>But only in men's sizes....</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>But only in men&#8217;s sizes&#8230;.</p>
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		<title>By: Tom</title>
		<link>http://www.crunchgear.com/2008/04/22/keyboard-pants-with-built-in-mouse-nerd-alert/#comment-671919</link>
		<dc:creator>Tom</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:06:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Comes with a built-in joystick too.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Comes with a built-in joystick too.</p>
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		<title>By: Bluntsebast</title>
		<link>http://www.crunchgear.com/2008/04/22/keyboard-pants-with-built-in-mouse-nerd-alert/#comment-671730</link>
		<dc:creator>Bluntsebast</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Apr 2008 11:04:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>WOW the washing machine would probably love this pants :O how can you wash your pants without washing the keyboard, mouse and speakers</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>WOW the washing machine would probably love this pants :O how can you wash your pants without washing the keyboard, mouse and speakers</p>
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		<title>By: Lavacano Volblaster</title>
		<link>http://www.crunchgear.com/2008/04/22/keyboard-pants-with-built-in-mouse-nerd-alert/#comment-671367</link>
		<dc:creator>Lavacano Volblaster</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Apr 2008 02:52:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Wow.

Whoever thought this up must be TWISTED.

I gotta meet this guy!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wow.</p>
<p>Whoever thought this up must be TWISTED.</p>
<p>I gotta meet this guy!</p>
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		<title>By: Adam</title>
		<link>http://www.crunchgear.com/2008/04/22/keyboard-pants-with-built-in-mouse-nerd-alert/#comment-670752</link>
		<dc:creator>Adam</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2008 16:01:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>How many calls to the police will be made by people thinking that you are playing with yourself in public?  What else would they think if you had a laptop in front of you on the table and your hands are in your lap moving feverishly.  Now that i think about it what a great idea you can now play with yourself in public and say "No, I wasnt doing that. I was just typing on my keyboard"</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>How many calls to the police will be made by people thinking that you are playing with yourself in public?  What else would they think if you had a laptop in front of you on the table and your hands are in your lap moving feverishly.  Now that i think about it what a great idea you can now play with yourself in public and say &#8220;No, I wasnt doing that. I was just typing on my keyboard&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Dominik</title>
		<link>http://www.crunchgear.com/2008/04/22/keyboard-pants-with-built-in-mouse-nerd-alert/#comment-670169</link>
		<dc:creator>Dominik</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2008 07:10:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Plus: You'll be fingering yourself a lot...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Plus: You&#8217;ll be fingering yourself a lot&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Jack</title>
		<link>http://www.crunchgear.com/2008/04/22/keyboard-pants-with-built-in-mouse-nerd-alert/#comment-669835</link>
		<dc:creator>Jack</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 23:45:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>What midget mind came up with this grand idea?  Wow, what will we have next?  A mini skirt with built in GPRS?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What midget mind came up with this grand idea?  Wow, what will we have next?  A mini skirt with built in GPRS?</p>
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		<title>By: Mark</title>
		<link>http://www.crunchgear.com/2008/04/22/keyboard-pants-with-built-in-mouse-nerd-alert/#comment-669828</link>
		<dc:creator>Mark</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 23:38:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>By far the lamest thing I've seen all year</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>By far the lamest thing I&#8217;ve seen all year</p>
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		<title>By: John Eddy</title>
		<link>http://www.crunchgear.com/2008/04/22/keyboard-pants-with-built-in-mouse-nerd-alert/#comment-669778</link>
		<dc:creator>John Eddy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 22:47:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>"Are those Bugle Boy jeans you're wearing?"

"Nope.  But they are bluetooth."</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Are those Bugle Boy jeans you&#8217;re wearing?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Nope.  But they are bluetooth.&#8221;</p>
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