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CrackBerry: Ten reasons the iPhone isn’t a Blackberry
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by Matt Hickey on May 1, 2008

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Blackberry users, like our own Peter Ha, are a crazy, insane, disturbed, deranged, and unbalanced set of psychos. They love their wittle-bitty smartphones to death, literally. My downstairs neighbor just retired his third in a year.

And you know they hate the iPhone. So much, that the people at CrackBerry.com came up with ten reasons why the iPhone isn’t the Blackberry. Curiously absent from the list is that it’s made by Apple and not RIM, but that’s nitpicking.

Hightlights? Amazing reasons like, “Want an iPhone? Hope You’re Ready to Switch Wireless Carriers!” Oh my, shocking!

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  • Reason #10 alone just shows the authors questionable intelligence and judgment. Rating a phone on its ergonomics for use while driving? What a complete moron! When do nominations for the Darwin Award open?

  • And the 11th: The iPhone is an iPhone. Thus it can’t be a blackberry.

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