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	<title>Comments on: 13-year-old would rather play Halo with hooker than get laid, will be next 40-year-old virgin</title>
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	<description>Gadgets, gear and computer hardware.</description>
	<pubDate>Fri, 09 Jan 2009 04:58:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: BHIG THITHEE PHING PHONH CHINA</title>
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		<dc:creator>BHIG THITHEE PHING PHONH CHINA</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Aug 2008 11:01:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Lol this guy is stupid as fu** but again he's got BALLS of steel to order prostitutes and then play halo? Hmmm. Maybe i will try that...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Lol this guy is stupid as fu** but again he&#8217;s got BALLS of steel to order prostitutes and then play halo? Hmmm. Maybe i will try that&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Daniel Thunders</title>
		<link>http://www.crunchgear.com/2008/05/13/13-year-old-would-rather-play-halo-with-hooker-will-be-next-40-year-old-virgin/#comment-790618</link>
		<dc:creator>Daniel Thunders</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Aug 2008 20:17:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>YES!!! bart simpson strikes again</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>YES!!! bart simpson strikes again</p>
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		<title>By: SteveO</title>
		<link>http://www.crunchgear.com/2008/05/13/13-year-old-would-rather-play-halo-with-hooker-will-be-next-40-year-old-virgin/#comment-693893</link>
		<dc:creator>SteveO</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 May 2008 15:00:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Great story... to bad it never happened... The UK pub that originally reported it is not real. 

The circus midget part is my fav though!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Great story&#8230; to bad it never happened&#8230; The UK pub that originally reported it is not real. </p>
<p>The circus midget part is my fav though!</p>
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		<title>By: Zach</title>
		<link>http://www.crunchgear.com/2008/05/13/13-year-old-would-rather-play-halo-with-hooker-will-be-next-40-year-old-virgin/#comment-693166</link>
		<dc:creator>Zach</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 May 2008 20:25:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I think the best part of the story is right at the end when Dad say he's sorry for forgetting the kids birthday (which is how the youngster justified the use of Dad's card to police) and that he would take his son on a surprise trip to Disneyland to make up for it!

I wish I was punished with trips to Disney!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think the best part of the story is right at the end when Dad say he&#8217;s sorry for forgetting the kids birthday (which is how the youngster justified the use of Dad&#8217;s card to police) and that he would take his son on a surprise trip to Disneyland to make up for it!</p>
<p>I wish I was punished with trips to Disney!</p>
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		<title>By: JOSH</title>
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		<dc:creator>JOSH</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 May 2008 19:02:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>He shoulda put his bike in her trunk. Me So Horny! They feel like sand bags.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>He shoulda put his bike in her trunk. Me So Horny! They feel like sand bags.</p>
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		<title>By: thebonafortuna</title>
		<link>http://www.crunchgear.com/2008/05/13/13-year-old-would-rather-play-halo-with-hooker-will-be-next-40-year-old-virgin/#comment-693058</link>
		<dc:creator>thebonafortuna</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 May 2008 17:38:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Thats not clever - thats downright satanic.  Even as a thirteen year old, I would never even consider the idea of stealing from my parents, or God forbid somebody they worked with.  That kid probably (definitely) just ruined his father's professional career.

I hope this dad puts the smack down on his kid something fierce.  Or, you know, takes him to a psychologist to "work out and understand" what his son is going through.  That would be just as effective.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thats not clever - thats downright satanic.  Even as a thirteen year old, I would never even consider the idea of stealing from my parents, or God forbid somebody they worked with.  That kid probably (definitely) just ruined his father&#8217;s professional career.</p>
<p>I hope this dad puts the smack down on his kid something fierce.  Or, you know, takes him to a psychologist to &#8220;work out and understand&#8221; what his son is going through.  That would be just as effective.</p>
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