Comments on: Uwe Boll would love to direct a GTA movie! http://www.crunchgear.com/2008/05/13/uwe-boll-would-love-to-direct-a-gta-movie/ Gadgets, gear and computer hardware. Fri, 09 Jan 2009 04:36:24 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7 hourly 1 By: Bruce Darren Acosta http://www.crunchgear.com/2008/05/13/uwe-boll-would-love-to-direct-a-gta-movie/#comment-694565 Bruce Darren Acosta Thu, 15 May 2008 02:42:22 +0000 http://www.crunchgear.com/?p=26231#comment-694565 UWE BOLL TO MAKE NINJA ASSAULT MOVIE. Uwe Boll should make the movie based from the Namco video game Ninja Assault.Boll has working on other VG movies with Zombie Massacre so this would good. I know you guys don't like Uwe Boll and some of you do like his films,but he will be the man do make the movie Ninja Assault,the film will have ninjas with guns and a American bounty hunter to save two girls from the evil Shogun master. I like the Christophe Gans movies Crying Freeman,Brotherhood Of The Wolf,Silent Hill and upcoming Onimusha which its on hold. Thank You. BRUCE ACOSTA AUSTRALIA. UWE BOLL TO MAKE NINJA ASSAULT MOVIE.

Uwe Boll should make the movie based from the Namco video game Ninja Assault.Boll has working on other VG movies with Zombie Massacre so this would good.
I know you guys don’t like Uwe Boll and some of you do like his films,but he will be the man do make the movie Ninja Assault,the film will have ninjas with guns and a American bounty hunter to save two girls from the evil Shogun master.
I like the Christophe Gans movies Crying Freeman,Brotherhood Of The Wolf,Silent Hill and upcoming Onimusha which its on hold.
Thank You.
BRUCE ACOSTA
AUSTRALIA.

]]> By: Whiskey http://www.crunchgear.com/2008/05/13/uwe-boll-would-love-to-direct-a-gta-movie/#comment-693095 Whiskey Tue, 13 May 2008 18:46:42 +0000 http://www.crunchgear.com/?p=26231#comment-693095 If you haven't seen his movies, then consider yourself lucky. If you are brave enough though... watch "the house of the dead", but those 90 minutes of your life will be gone forever. If you haven’t seen his movies, then consider yourself lucky.

If you are brave enough though… watch “the house of the dead”, but those 90 minutes of your life will be gone forever.

]]> By: DDanster http://www.crunchgear.com/2008/05/13/uwe-boll-would-love-to-direct-a-gta-movie/#comment-693004 DDanster Tue, 13 May 2008 16:11:39 +0000 http://www.crunchgear.com/?p=26231#comment-693004 I've watched several Uwe Boll movies, they are getting just a little better each time... At this rate, in another 200-300 movies, he should be a good C-list director. I’ve watched several Uwe Boll movies, they are getting just a little better each time…

At this rate, in another 200-300 movies, he should be a good C-list director.

]]> By: Mark http://www.crunchgear.com/2008/05/13/uwe-boll-would-love-to-direct-a-gta-movie/#comment-692999 Mark Tue, 13 May 2008 16:07:08 +0000 http://www.crunchgear.com/?p=26231#comment-692999 GTA doesn't need to be a movie. The game is the story, no other way of telling it. GTA doesn’t need to be a movie. The game is the story, no other way of telling it.

]]> By: Tom Woolf http://www.crunchgear.com/2008/05/13/uwe-boll-would-love-to-direct-a-gta-movie/#comment-692992 Tom Woolf Tue, 13 May 2008 15:55:45 +0000 http://www.crunchgear.com/?p=26231#comment-692992 Please don't hate Uwe Boll.... Pity him. Pity him as you pity your poor old spinster aunt, who firmly believes that her prom date from 43 years ago will still show up at her front door and sweep her off her feet... Pity him as you pity any neocon who still believes "we will find those WMDs any day now!" Pity him as you pity any Buffalo sports team fan, who believes that "this next year is our year, and this time we will win (The Superbowl/The Stanley Cup)!" (please, please pity me for this one...please) Pity him as the person who sincerely believes that he is good at what he does, whose delusions of adequacy are so great that he feels he deserves to do more of what he has sucked at so badly for so long... Please don’t hate Uwe Boll…. Pity him.

Pity him as you pity your poor old spinster aunt, who firmly believes that her prom date from 43 years ago will still show up at her front door and sweep her off her feet…

Pity him as you pity any neocon who still believes “we will find those WMDs any day now!”

Pity him as you pity any Buffalo sports team fan, who believes that “this next year is our year, and this time we will win (The Superbowl/The Stanley Cup)!” (please, please pity me for this one…please)

Pity him as the person who sincerely believes that he is good at what he does, whose delusions of adequacy are so great that he feels he deserves to do more of what he has sucked at so badly for so long…

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