No better way to get beat in the ghetto than by pulling out this Swiss Army Knife and accidentally switching to the 8GB flash drive instead of the knife proper. (Yes, it’s run-on sentence Monday.) The utility knife, which costs $44.38—how precise—also features such 21st century necessities as a pair of tiny scissors, a nail file, pen and screwdriver.
The fun never stops!
Now all you need is a rubber band, paper clip, tube socks, and whatever you can find under $5 and you got yourself escape method from any situation.
Too bad it’ll find its way out of your luggage at your friendly TSA check point