I don’t know what they mean by handmade, but this $153 keyboard looks like a game of mahjong gone horrible wrong. The keys are painted in little flower scenes and I believe I’ve seen and used this type of keyboard before: it’s more like a tiny keyboard you use in a server room than a regular, full-sized model. After all, it’s only about a foot long.

If you’re into this sort of thing — and aren’t we all — it might match that nice blouse you bought at Filene’s. For some extra sexiness, why not pick up this $60 wooden mousepad to go with it?