Attention Men of NYC-

It’s Thursday, May 29, 2008, and that unfortunately means tonight is the premiere of the “Sex and the City” movie. Your significant other has undoubtedly begun harassing you about it and she probably already bought tickets for it. If your lady friend really knew you or even liked you, she’d probably be going with her pack of rabid girlfriends, but she really wants you to suffer, so you’re SOL. Luckily for all of us a couple Geek Squad agents went on some tour here in Manhattan that covers everything and anything SATC and what they learned should help you come up with an excuse to get out of going. They’ll even be at the premiere in Times Square tonight to help you lowly saps get out of seeing that wretched extended episode they’re calling a movie. Here are a few excuses to help save your life and a profile of each character so you can at least follow along if the lil lady has your jewels in a vise. But if that’s the case then you probably want to watch the movie, anyway.