I have a friend who uses a wheelchair every day. He’s quite nimble with it and in fact races wheelchairs and is a known athlete, despite the lack of legs. He’s also got a pretty good sense of humor, that’s why I’m going to show him this all-terrain powered flame-throwing wheelchair.

It’s a prototype, though we’re not sure who would ever put this into real production. That doesn’t mean it’s not badass, or that we wouldn’t take one even if we didn’t need it. Badass.