Straight from the “Time to Leave Mom’s Basement” files comes the story of the shrinking boobs of Age of Conan.

Funcom, developer of the popular new game, released a minor patch for the it recently. While the patch did some fairly mundane maintenance on the game, it had one unintended side effect: the breasts of some female characters shrank noticeably. This, of course, generated much fan outcry, as how can you have realistic medieval battle sim without large-breasted warrior women?

Funcom has promised a new version of the patch will be out soon, and that in the meantime gamer take their characters shopping for new upper armor and relax their backs while they can.