Here is a protective apparatus from Agent 18 for your precious MacBook Air, called the MacBook Air Shield. It costs $50 and comes in white, black, or pink. Guess what else?! It allows you to plug stuff into the ports on the side of your MacBook Air and “features an opening for the notebook’s vents to prevent overheating,” which you can see in that U-shaped area of the above photo.

It’s made from “durable polycarbonate” — hard plastic, in layman’s terms. You’ll need to trade in $50 to get one of these, and you can do so at Apple Stores or on Agent 18’s website, although I’ll be damned if I could find it there.

More photos after the jump…