Newman offers Cool Man MP3 player, none of your dignity back
- June 5th, 2008
- 2 Comments
As if wearable MP3 players we’re dorky enough, the Newman Cool Man takes the cake. You’re apparently supposed to attach this to your German army jacket next to your Obama and Black Flag pin and then wander the streets of Olympia, Washington asking for spare change like our own Matt Hickey. Here’s a press release transmuted from Chinese, but don’t bother trying to figure out what’s going on here.
Heck. I thought this thing was all about salad dressing.
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ryan (Who am I?)
3 months ago
is that an orange with water getting poured on it?
I like how they took the time to photoshop a slight shadow on the orange under the ‘badge’, because that makes it look so much more realer.
dwalk51 (Who am I?)
3 months ago
Is that like a button pin? Weird. Does anyone else see a smiley face made out of the 3 buttons on the bottom?