If Indiana Jones can come back, why not the first real handheld console?

It’s a Game Boy, on a train to Philly, but it’s not one of the Game Boy Advances or even one of the ones that came after that, it’s just a Game Boy. Green screen, janky volume knob, and two hour, AA-battery-eating life.

You can have your Guitar Hero for DS, or even your iPhone as a game platform. In ten years time, I highly doubt you’ll see people using those in the wild.

What’s better, the Game Boy was being played by a girl. If anyone knows who she is, please give her my email address. I’m single, after all, and she seems to be just my type.