Hey, kids! Want a sleeve for your iPhone 2, provided it comes out today? Leave a comment describing the date you’ll take your iPhone 2 on when you get it and we’ll pick ten winners at random to get a free iPhone sleeve from UK Wrappers. Will you wine it and dine it? Go for mini-golf? Watch a movie at your place? Please, nothing TOO perverse. I don’t have the stomach for it. You can comment from now until the Steve-note. I’m personally going to make it pesto and open a nice bottle of wine and then we’ll watch The Orphanage
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First we’ll just cuddle. Then I plan to take it for a full night on the town: dinner at Mangia’s downtown, an art house movie (rented from iTunes, natch), maybe a stroll through the park. Then we’ll come home and make sweet, sweet love.
Er… scratch that last part.
Firstly I provide her breakfast in bed (charging in the dock), then I will take her out to drive around the country, while she sings me the most beautiful songs in the world (docked in the car). Then we’ll rent a movie to watch together back home (hook up to the tv) while enjoying a nice dinner with wine and candles…
Repeat above steps each and everyday.
My iPhone and I have finally reached my car. It wasn’t a fun walk to the car after meeting its entire extended family at their residence in the Apple store. For some reason, its parents think they’re a bunch of fucking Geniuses or something. Anyway, we finally make it to the restaurant where I find that iPhone likes exactly the same music that I do. It’s almost like I’m telling iPhone what to listen to. It creeps me out, but I’m willing to put up with it. Dinner is pleasant, but I have these nagging thoughts about all the lies I’ve been told. Video chat. Built-in machine guns. A snack bar. All of them were promises made by people I’d never meet; all of them were promises never kept. But iPhone looks a lot thinner on this night. Twenty-two percent thinner, if I’m honest. Although a gentleman never kisses and tells, I will say this: iPhone lasts a lot longer through the night. In the morning, I iPhone and I say our goodbyes. I start to give iPhone directions home, but it rudely cuts me off. “Don’t you know me by now?” iPhone breaks in rudely. “I have GPS now.” iPhone and I share one last look before it gets in the cab. Later I would find that iPhone took nearly $500 from me, but I don’t care. For a fleeting moment, I had plucked a star from the sky and used it as a flashlight. For a brief second, I had put a harness on happiness and plowed my lonely fields of desolation. I was an iPhone owner; flawed, human, broke.
It all depends on the headphone port being flush or not…
I take it out, and then surprise her by taking her to Six Flags instead of a restaurant, and afterwards, we’ll go for ice cream and I’ll pay a clown to dance for us. Then, we’ll walk on the beach for hours on end. Before the night is up we’ll go back to my place and rent something sweet on iTunes. And then she’ll play the movie for me. Aww, true love.
First, I’ll charger her up, but not enough.
Then we’ll open a bottle of Pinot Noir, while I caress and touch. Then, time for jaunt to a gallery and then a top restaurant where I can casually place her in full view on the bar.
Yes indeed, a trophy date.
I’d take it 3G video dating at the 3G Dating Agency!
I’m going to leave a series of hidden clues for my iPhone. Initially, just notes telling her to get in my car and sing me a song as we drive to breakfast. After that, we’ll visit a massage parlor and relax for a bit, she’ll remember it like the whole event was a series of pictures. We’ll probably head back home, get cleaned up (synced) and have some lunch, and then change into new clothes and casing. The final step will be to go out to dinner, where I will surprise her by proposing. I hope it’s something we can share with the world thanks to her ability to potentially upload right to flickr, I’ll let my contacts know about it because I’ll be on twitter.
Overall, I hope it will be an exciting day for her.
Simple.
Hop on the first flight to Vegas. Have a few inflight cocktails. Land. Get in cab. Propose marriage to iPhone 2.0 en route to Elvis Wedding Chapel. Get married by Elvis.
Have fancy post-marriage meal at CUT at Palazzo. iPhone barely eats a thing = more steak for me.
Check into hotel, carry iPhone over threshold and spend the rest of the night opening our many gifts at the iApp store.
Enjoy………….G
I think I’ll probably just take it easy with a nice bubble bath….
Well first off as soon as it came out of its womb(unboxing) the first thing i would do is take it too meet its older brother, iPhone. Than I will ask iPhone 2 how to get to the beach (even though I already know) than once we got there I would take some sweet sweet pics with her and mms them to everyone in my phone book, and than i think I forgot how to get home so I would use GPS again :) than I would undress her and see what she is really made of (jailbreak)
I am going to spend the evening with it and my Gen 1 iPhone. After I introduce them to each other, Ill have to spend a couple hours talking to the Gen 1 about why it didnt work out and how my wife will be as just a loving owner as I was. Then me and the 3g will play GTA and COD together all night.
I think we will stay in and rent a (iTunes) movie. Then, I will introduce it to my Touch.
Haha, this is hilarious.
I’ll take mine to the movies and make it use its GPS to help me figure out directions on the way there. Good enough?
er… so when will you announce the winners? or did we all just got pod rolled… XD
With about 13 posts before the keynote, I’m curious who won as well.