Bierstick: Two beers in under two seconds
- June 11th, 2008
- 4 Comments
Straight out of my hometown of Minneapolis comes the Bierstick, a $20 apparatus that you fill with two cans of Busch Light, prop against a wall, then use to propel said Busch Light down your gullet in less than two seconds. I’m overflowing with pride.
It’s perfect for people who find shotgunning a single beer in five seconds to be too time consuming. I mean, come on, everyone’s so busy nowadays. “I can meet you at The Lodge after work for exactly 24 ounces of beer, but I can literally only stay for two seconds.” The Bierstick costs $19.95 plus tax and shipping. You can buy it here.
As a bonus, if you happen to be somewhere without walls, you can also use your friend’s chest. You’ll both have to take your shirts off, though, so keep that in mind.
via LiquorSnob.com
Nick Venture (Who am I?)
2 months ago
This seems very dangerous and irresponsible. Yay for alcohol.
whiskey (Who am I?)
2 months ago
Then they will sell the peripherals…
Wanna get wasted without the mess of “beer breath”? The chug’a'lug snake will help you by letting you inject your beer almost directly to your stomach. The hose will connect to the bierstick, after a quick engulfing of the other side of it will get that alcohol pumping in no time. Bypass your mouth and avoid “bierbreath”.
And if you call now you can also ask for the BierShower, BierColonWash and the BierBrainSmartPump…
Johnal (Who am I?)
2 months ago
Where’s the contest for this one?
G. Utterhore (Who am I?)
2 months ago
Whores would fill it with semen.