Comments on: Gates sends angry e-mail, sounds just like a customer

By: esa

esa — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 23:20:19 +0000

It’s a joke. It’s a fake email which is around from AGES. Wake up dumbtards.

By: Ben

Ben — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 02:43:30 +0000

Actually, Vista is an okay OS. People just WANT it to be bad, so they think it is. All software is buggy, even little bitty programs. The more code written, the more bugs found.

By: Wootsicle

Wootsicle — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 02:56:43 +0000

Yeah, Bill Gates would TOTALLY question having to restart his computer after installing updates. He’d obviously have no idea how THAT system works.

This is so obviously fake that it hurts.
Nice try, though.

By: zspace

zspace — Sat, 26 Sep 2009 22:46:25 +0000

All I have to say is: Welcome, Bill, to your own personal hell.

By: Clarkson

Clarkson — Sat, 26 Sep 2009 20:50:18 +0000

You goddamn fanboys never SHUTUP. Bragging about your overpriced toy that you were duped into buying. Brag away, appleboy.

By: meh

meh — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 01:48:18 +0000

http://diy.despair.com/output/poster34158713.jpg

By: Zippy

Zippy — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 23:04:19 +0000

He is/was the ultimate decision maker at MS and should have kept on-top of all operatons. The MS site has been bloated for a long time. This (alleged) email was sent in 2003. 5 years later and no change. MS could do a LOT more to keep up with customer satisfaction. One of those major factors is their wish to try and force Vista down our throats and forcing it by stopping XP support. Listen-up MS, we prefer XP. That is what the majority of cutomers want. And, on the whole, cutomers pay MONEY. Simple equation really.

By: John Smith

John Smith — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 19:12:03 +0000

Still anything new?

By: George Fowler

George Fowler — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 00:42:28 +0000

Hire Someone to use or Test The Downloads That Knows There Ass From a Hole In the Ground and Let Them Make Things Easy.

By: Ben

Ben — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 00:37:06 +0000

Why do you guys have to resort to insulting people. I was making a clean joke about Apple products being easier to use then Microsoft products. All you can do is come back and call us idiots and fags that love it in the ass. Grow up.

By: Chuck

Chuck — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 00:26:15 +0000

The really funny thing is that XP comes pre-loaded with Movie Maker and has for as long as I have had XP

By: Brigander

Brigander — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 22:27:35 +0000

No, it seems likely that he is fed up with all you Mac idiots thinking that you are far superior than everyone else when in fact all you have is a shiny facade to hide behind. Sorry you lose, but thanks for playing anyway.

By: Ben

Ben — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 16:05:24 +0000

Jeeze. Such hostility. Whats wrong man? Have you been looking for moviemaker all day too? Just take a deep breath, go to the Apple store and purchase a Mac. It come pre-loaded with iMovie!

By: woog

woog — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 08:16:05 +0000

“Hey guys,

Steve here. I decided to purchase and download iWork ‘08. So I went to apple.com and clicked on the “Downloads” link. iWork wasn’t listed in the top downloads so I searched for iWork and it was the very first thing that came up. The site was fast and snappy! How is it possible for you guys to do such a great job!?

Also, I love it in the ass. All my customers are designfags.

Thanks!
~Steve Jobs”

By: Mike

Mike — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 07:09:06 +0000

So fake…

By: whiskey

whiskey — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 00:52:50 +0000

Gates responded, “There’s not a day that I don’t send a piece of e-mail … like that piece of e-mail. That’s my job.”

Wow… Maybe that’s why Bill is leaving?

I mean, who wouldn’t get frustrated after 5 years of daily emails like this and still get results like what we know now as Vista?

In my most humble opinion, Microsoft should split over their business activities. So dedicated teams could do better work… What’s that you say? They already do that? Sheesh!

By: Chuck

Chuck — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 00:11:35 +0000

Pretty much sums up what is wrong at Microsoft.

Anybody with half a brain does not have the time or the will the review Microsoft’s own product. The less than half brainers are running the show. Inexperienced developers, incompetent middle managers, a lack of any realistic quality control, almost no useful internal communications, an isolated web team, and I am sure even more wrong with Microsofts structure. In short probably everything that can go wrong with a bog corporate structure.

The company chairman should never need to send this kind of email. If it were me, I’d be ordering a giant enema bag to start the house cleaning.

Too bad because I am sure there are some full brainers there, probably weeping to themselves in some dark corner.

By: codeAries

codeAries — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 19:39:31 +0000

Nice pic :)) Way to go Bill..lol

By: Ben

Ben — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 18:55:57 +0000

I was sure it was fake until you said that he admits to it. Hilarious.

“Hey guys,

~Steve Jobs”

By: pji

pji — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 18:14:21 +0000

Screw the email, that is one sweet “jazz hands” Billy G. picture!