A British shoppe is now hawking what it calls the “Sport In-Ear MP3 Player,” a do-as-you-like 1GB MP3 player you wear around your head. With styling straight out of 1997, the player does all sorts of unexpected things, like supporting, in addition to MP3, WMA and WAV. Its little battery charges over USB.

No Mac support, it looks like, but who needs that!

So it’s a little on the junk side, sure, but it’s only $22; give it to someone you don’t particularly like.